Your Next Corporate Holiday Destination

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3 months ago 115,515 views 1 shares

Your Next Corporate Holiday Destination

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Finally, a place where project managers can't gaslight you! The Bug River in Poland is the perfect escape when your boss insists that all those errors in production are "undocumented features." Next time someone says "it's not a bug, it's a feature," just book a one-way ticket to this glorious body of water where bugs and features can't hurt you anymore. Perfect for that mental health break after your 47th consecutive sprint.

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