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Content Me after finding that NaN is actually a number after 2h of debugging internal screaming

Content Ryan Briggs ryancbriggs 15h When I was young I fixed my parents computer and now that I'm older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Nothing breaks the sound barrier quite like a programmer rushing to correct someone on the internet. While cheetahs hit 70 mph and airplanes cruise at 550 mph, the true speed champion is the dev who spots a technical inaccuracy in a meme. Their fingers practically ignite the keyboard as they compose that "Well, actually..." comment explaining why the original post is wrong in some obscure edge case. The irony of being so predictable while correcting others is completely lost on them, but provides endless entertainment for the rest of us.

A cosmic correlation chart showing Earth as the only planet with both JavaScript and 120+ billion deaths. Turns out JavaScript wasn't created to build web apps—it's actually an elaborate population control mechanism! Those undefined is not a function errors aren't bugs, they're features designed to induce developer rage-quitting existence. The real reason aliens haven't contacted us? They scanned our GitHub repos and noped right out of our solar system. "TypeError: Cannot read property 'intelligence' of undefined."

JavaScript developers dealing with so many bugs they've evolved into superhuman debugging machines. When your code is 90% workarounds and 10% actual features, you either cry or get absolutely ripped from carrying the technical debt. No wonder the guy can't afford a shirt – spent all his money on protein and Stack Overflow premium.

Nothing like the sheer existential dread of upgrading your PC only to watch it self-destruct! First, you proudly install more RAM thinking you're about to experience computing nirvana. Then the BIOS decides it's the perfect moment for an unexpected update—because clearly your consent is just a formality. But the true horror? Running Memtest86 and discovering your fancy new RAM sticks are about as functional as a chocolate teapot. That moment when your upgrade journey transforms from "I'm gonna have the fastest PC ever" to "Did I just waste $200 on defective memory?" in 3.5 seconds flat. The hardware equivalent of writing perfect code that somehow still returns 47 compiler errors.