It's Much Simpler On The Frontend

Content Omar Hernandez 3rd Software Developer 18h 0 Follow My mother had a look at my code today and said: "So, your job is about writing text using random English words and symbols in fancy colors? I do not know why you get so well paid for that. That text is not even properly aligned to the left." She would be a very good code reviewer. CEO 5,697 91 comments 49 shares

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Nothing kills the startup vibes faster than your first AWS bill showing up like a final boss. You're out here "vibing" with your minimal viable product, feeling like the next unicorn, deploying with reckless abandon because cloud resources are "scalable" and "pay-as-you-go." Then reality hits harder than a null pointer exception when you realize "pay-as-you-go" means you're actually... paying. For every single thing. That auto-scaling you set up? Yeah, it scaled. Your database that you forgot to shut down in three different regions? Still running. That S3 bucket storing your cat memes for "testing purposes"? $$$. The sunglasses coming off is the perfect representation of that moment when you check your billing dashboard and suddenly understand why enterprise companies have entire teams dedicated to cloud cost optimization. Welcome to adulthood, where your code runs in the cloud but your bank account runs on fumes.

The perfect metaphor for web architecture doesn't exi-- Backend: Three people cooking in primitive conditions with giant pots over open flames. The unsung heroes doing the actual heavy lifting while covered in sweat and smoke. Frontend: A polished restaurant interior with mood lighting and fancy tables. Looks great but completely useless without the backend's cooking. APIs: The waitstaff in formal attire carrying food from kitchen to table. They don't make anything themselves but get all the tips for simply transferring data between systems. And somehow management still wonders why backend developers are always grumpy.

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