I'm Not Exaggerating

Content Anonymous 45 KB JPG 121320(Sun)13:31:14 No.79188498 can easily spend all day playing video games get tired after 10 minutes doing a programming tutorial TIl never become a software engineer at this rate. How to fix? : Anonymous 121320(Sun)13:33:03 No.79188521 You will be real sad when the opposite happens... 75 KB JPG 79190287 79190524 79190710 79192745 79193456 79193863 79194025 79194100 79196109 79196351 79199659 79200563

Ah, the classic villain-to-victim pipeline that is modern computing. Our evil mastermind starts with grand ambitions of a revolutionary "vibe-coded OS" - because clearly what the tech world needs is operating systems that run on good vibes instead of actual code. But reality strikes faster than a Chrome tab consuming RAM. Suddenly he's out of memory, probably because the "vibe" compiler has an O(n²) space complexity. His solution? The universal IT troubleshooting step: open Task Manager and stare hopelessly at the 47 identical processes consuming your system resources. The true villain was Windows all along. No evil plan could ever match the psychological damage of watching your computer slowly grind to a halt while Task Manager itself becomes unresponsive.

Nothing captures the duality of a developer's existence quite like this. When forced to code in a language you despise, you end up with a meticulously crafted monstrosity—technically functional but unnecessarily complex and painful to maintain. It's like building a Volvo out of LEGO bricks—sure, it looks like a car, but nobody wants to drive that thing. Meanwhile, coding in your preferred language is like that simple LEGO car below—elegant, efficient, and actually fun to build. The code practically writes itself! It might not be as flashy, but it gets the job done without making you question your career choices every 15 minutes. Funny how we'll spend 10 hours overengineering something in PHP when we could've knocked it out in Python before lunch. But hey, at least we have something to blame besides our own stubbornness!

OH. MY. GOD. The BRUTAL truth about our toxic relationship with AI coding assistants! 💅 We're literally gambling our productivity away with these AI slot machines! Type a vague prompt, hit "Generate" and PRAY TO THE CODING GODS that you'll get something that doesn't make your compiler have an existential crisis! "Just one more prompt, I swear this will fix it!" - me, 47 prompts later, sobbing into my energy drink while my deadline approaches at the speed of light. Meanwhile, OpenAI is cackling all the way to the bank! The absolute AUDACITY of spending 3 hours prompting for something that would take 20 minutes to code yourself. But here we are, calling ourselves "prompt engineers" like we've invented a new profession instead of admitting we're just gambling addicts in developer hoodies! 💁‍♀️

Content STOP USING FLOATS BINARY DATA WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE DECIMAL PARTS YEARS OF COMPILER DEVELOPMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than char and int Wanted to use decimal numbers anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called FIXED-POINT ARITHMETIC 'x can be FALSE', ' is a number', 'the sum of t and is 0.30000000004'-statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Floating-Point Numbers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the circuits and data types we built for them (This is REAL Floating-Point Arithmetic, done by REAL computers): fld TBYTE PT rdi X2 number 0.5F; fyl2xp1 fdecstp number; fld st(0) fstp TBYTE PTR rdi i ( long ) y; fld TBYTE PR Ersil 05f3759df - ( i 1 ); fstp OWORD PTR rsp16 movsd (float ) Si; xmmO, QWORD PTR rsp16 V y (threehalfs - (2 y y ) ); ucomisd xmm1. xmmO sign exponent (8 bits) significand (23 bits) 01000100000000000000000000 0.15625 30 23 22 (bit index) "Hello, I want to know if f is a real number and less than -1 please?' 'Sure, that'll be f!f?0: -10.fff-1.f0?0:-1.ff' They have played us for absolute fools

Content Tools And why vou Learn Them? Python Science Java C 3 Billion Devices College C Lagacy JS HTML5 Style CSS JavaScript React Work Dhp PHP You don't have a life Rust J You wanted to be a Plumber Swift You're forced to blink twice if so) Dev Tools J You want to flex on your non technical friends