Forced Into JavaScript: A Child's Nightmare

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The eternal debate rages on! While "normies" insist HTML isn't a programming language, some absolute madlad created PLHTML - a cursed abomination that implements a Fibonacci sequence generator entirely in HTML attributes . This is the programming equivalent of saying "watch me" right before doing something horrifically unnecessary just to prove a point. The creator even added custom tags like <var> , <data> , and <output> with attributes like data-while to simulate actual programming constructs. The right side shows it actually works! This is what happens when spite becomes a programming motivation. Somewhere, a computer science professor is sobbing uncontrollably.

Content luna lunasorcery a lot of people don't know this - C actually lets you do arithmetic with mixed types, much like JavaScript: Lunasappho: bat -p c-js.c include stdio.h int main puts ("-0.5" 1); 0.5 Lunasappho: gcc c-js.c . a.out Lunasappho:

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