Forced Into JavaScript: A Child's Nightmare

HONEY, HOLD MY KEYBOARD! 💅 This is the ULTIMATE programming language personality chart that's hitting wayyy too close to home! C just casually strolls from problem to solution like it's taking a Sunday walk. Python's like "why reinvent the wheel when I can just import someone else's?" And Bash? Just throw every command in existence at the problem until something sticks! Poor PHP doesn't even get a solution (which is honestly SO on brand). C++ creates 11 MORE problems with every solution because OF COURSE IT DOES. Rust gives you solutions with side effects that'll haunt your dreams. And then there's JavaScript... SWEET MOTHER OF DOM MANIPULATION! It's not just a language, it's a WHOLE ECOSYSTEM OF CHAOS where one problem spawns an INFINITE HELLSCAPE of nested problems! JavaScript doesn't solve bugs - it turns them into FRAMEWORK OPPORTUNITIES! 💀

The AI revolution has birthed a savage new tech insult: promptsitutes – developers who just copy-paste prompts instead of writing actual code. In the new hierarchy of developer shame, JavaScript devs (traditionally the butt of programming jokes) have been promoted above these AI-prompt jockeys. Meanwhile, the second commenter is gleefully adopting the term like they just found free pizza at a hackathon. The dev ecosystem's pecking order just got a whole new bottom rung!

The eternal struggle of modern development: blindly accepting terms of service, EULAs, and npm package dependencies without reading a single word. Just like our beloved Springfield politician, we were hired to code, not to read 50-page legal documents or audit those 847 transitive dependencies. The deadline's tomorrow and that "Accept All" button is just begging to be clicked. Security vulnerabilities? Future licensing issues? That's a problem for future you.

The modern tech industry: a massive elephant (literally the entire world's IT infrastructure) balanced precariously on a beach ball being carried by a couple of ants (unpaid open source devs). Nothing says "sustainable business model" quite like trillion-dollar companies building their empires on packages maintained by some sleep-deprived developer who's fixing critical security bugs during their lunch break. Next time your boss asks why the server crashed, just whisper: "Someone's npm package maintainer finally got a girlfriend and stopped coding on weekends."

That magical moment when you run ESLint hoping to fix your code, only to discover it's playing multiplayer instead of single-player mode. You start with 10 errors, hit that glorious "Fix All" button with the confidence of someone who's never been betrayed by technology, and suddenly you're the proud owner of 20 errors. It's like watching your technical debt compound interest in real-time. Six years of professional development experience and I still fall for this every damn time. The only thing more reliable than ESLint breaking your code is your PM asking "how hard could it be to add this small feature?"

Content 21 I generally put something like this in settings.py: import socket try: HOSTNAME socket. gethostname () except: HOSTNAME 'localhost' share edit flag answered Nov 5 '10 at 4:15 FAQ Craig Trader 11.5k 04 22 049 2 2 Your solution does not work, if you use Docker. It will show the container ID instead of the URL. - Ozer S. Nov 18 '16 at 9:57 My solution was written before Docker existed. Sorry. - Craig Trader Nov 22 '16 at 8:03