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Forced Into JavaScript: A Child's Nightmare

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10 months ago 316,540 views 0 shares

Forced Into JavaScript: A Child's Nightmare

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Poor kid being dragged into JavaScript by divorcing parents. It's like being forced to learn type coercion when all you wanted was a stable childhood. The yellow abyss of JS awaits below - where undefined is sometimes null but never equal to it, and "2" + 2 = "22" because... reasons. The parents might reconcile someday, but that trauma of callback hell stays forever.

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