And Chatgpt

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of programming in a nutshell! 💸 Beginners stepping on that rake and BOOM - $50,252 mistake! Meanwhile, the "experts" are doing sick skateboard tricks and STILL managing to obliterate the budget in spectacular fashion! 💀 It's the universal truth of coding - whether you're a complete newbie or a seasoned pro doing kickflips with your keyboard, we're ALL just one semicolon away from financial catastrophe. The only difference? Experts make their expensive disasters look FABULOUS while doing it! ✨

Content HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS O TAKE A WALK o USE BREAKPOINTS O TALK TO A RUBBER DUCK DEBUGGING TACTICS O READ THE DOCS 1ST PAGE oF GOOGLING 5TH PAGE OF GOOGLING PRINT ("HERE!") o RUN THE SAME CODE AGAIN, HOPE IT MAGICALLY WORKS NoW O HOW OFTEN I TRY IT

Content What's new Bug Fixes We tweaked some things too small to notice or too difficult to explain. We'll return you to your regular, more interesting types of release next time (we hope).

The evolution of developers has taken a tragic turn! Back in the glory days, programmers were depicted as muscular chads who wrote code without AI assistance or Stack Overflow, built entire games in Assembly language (absolute madlads), crafted mission-critical code for Moon landings, and fixed memory leaks by manually tweaking pointers. Fast forward to today, and we've devolved into bizarre creatures who can't center a div without Googling it for the 500th time, beg ChatGPT to fix basic syntax errors, get trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer prison (":q! anyone?"), and somehow manage to create three new bugs while fixing just one. The brutal reality check hits hard. We went from programming gods to dependency-addicted gremlins who can't function without our precious tools. Progress?

Content My day as a dev 0. Something is wrong 1. Investigation phase 2. No way I can fix this 3. Imposter syndrome kicks in 4. Questions career choice 5. Questions life choices 6. Oh, never mind! I made a typo in the code 7. I fixed it 8. I am a good developer 9. I can do anything ProarammerHumor.io

Content Ian Grzesik jangrz What if fastly cannot figure out how to fix the issue because stackoverflow is down, and they cannot deploy the fix because they can't approve the hotfix PR on github? 4:06 PM - 08 Jun 21 Twitter Web App