And Chatgpt

The endless cycle of software development in four painful panels. QA finds a bug that shouldn't exist ("a circle in the triangle factory"), escalates to junior devs who escalate to senior devs, who finally check it out... only to casually announce "I guess we doin' circles now." No discussion, no documentation, no questions asked. The feature that was once a bug is now a roadmap item! This is basically how half the "features" in your favorite software came to exist. No wonder tech debt is the only thing growing faster than AWS bills.

Content When your business pitch sucks Lid Build Rebuild Clean Analyze and Code Cleanup Pack 6 Publish... Scope to This da New Solution Explorer View ( Edit Project File Add Manage NuGet Packages... Manage User Secrets Set as Startup Project Debug I Cut X Remove Rename Unload Project Load Direct Dependencies of Project Load Entire Dependency Tree of Project i Copy Full Path ( Open Folder in File Explorer Open in Terminal Properties Ctrl X Del F2 L New Item... Existing Item... New Folder Container Orchestrator Support... Ba Docker Support... REST API Client... Machine Learning Project Reference... Shared Project Reference... COM Reference... Service Reference... Class... Shift Alt A AltEnter

Content 0.1 0.2 0.30000000000000004 ProdrammerHumor.io It will be 0.3

The evolution of a developer's brain during code reviews is truly a spectacle to behold. First, there's the primitive defensive response: "What, why?" - the intellectual equivalent of a caveman discovering fire and being terrified. Then comes the middle-evolution stage: "It's not my code, I'm just adding this feature but I'll totally refactor it later don't even worry about it" - the classic "temporary" solution that will outlive the heat death of the universe. The promise to refactor is the programming equivalent of "I'll start my diet on Monday." Finally, enlightenment: "Yeah, I know." The transcendent state where you've accepted your code is indeed garbage, but you've made peace with it. This is peak developer nirvana - when you stop fighting reality and embrace the beautiful dumpster fire you've created.

Content Me: having back pain and I don't know why Also me when debugging

That moment when your laptop fans sound like a jet engine, your RAM is crying, and Android Studio is still thinking about whether it should compile your code or just crash for fun. The look of pure existential dread as you watch the progress bar freeze at 87% after waiting 20 minutes. Meanwhile, your electric meter is spinning so fast it's about to achieve liftoff. The power company just sent you a thank you card for single-handedly funding their Christmas party.