The Hierarchy Of CS Student Suffering

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The Hierarchy Of CS Student Suffering

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The hierarchy of pain in CS specializations is too real. Cybersecurity and game design folks living the Buzz Lightyear dream - shiny, exciting, and mass-produced. Operating systems specialists get the Woody treatment - still relevant but definitely sweating. Then there's the compiler students... burning in literal hell, questioning every life choice that led them to parsing syntax trees and debugging segmentation faults for eternity. The compiler specialization isn't just hard mode - it's masochism with extra steps. And yet, those compiler wizards are the ones who make everything else possible. Suffering builds character, they say... mostly to justify the trauma.

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