Memory Access Violation During Critical Operations

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Memory Access Violation During Critical Operations

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Your brain during normal life: fully operational. Your brain during exams: Segmentation fault (core dumped). That moment when your mental RAM decides to crash precisely when you need to access that function you memorized last night. Just like in C programming, your neural pointers are suddenly pointing to restricted memory addresses. The system administrator upstairs has clearly deployed a faulty update.

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