The Stackoverflow Necromancer

Nothing says "I'm a real developer" quite like accidentally sharing your screen with 14 Stack Overflow tabs open. The recruiter's response is pure gold - because the only thing more authentic than frantically closing browser tabs during an interview is admitting we're all just cobbling together solutions from the internet. The shared panic-laugh is the secret handshake of tech interviews. Forget polished resumes - just show your chaotic browser history and you're hired.

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Content Original Pancake grubes14 My biggest fear is that I'll one day run into a problem that hasn't been solved on StackOverflow and I'II have to restart my project with a different technology 10:57 AM - 03 Sep 19 - Twitter for iPhone

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