The Stackoverflow Necromancer

The brutal truth about our coding abilities has been scientifically quantified! Apparently "vibe coders" who just throw code at the wall without thinking hit a respectable 52.8% accuracy. But add some actual thinking to the process and—boom—74.9%! Meanwhile, Stack Overflow engineers (aka professional copy-pasters) manage 69.1% accuracy, which is suspiciously close to a meme number. And those "senior engineers with 10+ years experience"? A humbling 30.8%—because they're too busy overthinking edge cases and muttering about how "we did it better in Perl." The real genius is realizing we're all just making it up as we go. The more you know, the more you realize you don't know!

Content Pasting random git commands from stackoverflow instead of reading the docs Fucking Git

The eternal hierarchy of developer dependencies has been revealed! Frontend devs start with the classic "Hello World" because they're busy making things pretty for users. Backend devs skip straight to "Hello Server" because who needs humans when you have machines to talk to? But then there's the full-stack dev—the supposed master of both worlds—whose first words are inevitably "Hello StackOverflow." Because let's be honest, no one actually knows what they're doing; we're all just professional Googlers with impostor syndrome and a caffeine addiction.

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Content StackOverflow was written without the help of StackOverflow The first compiler was written in Assembly The first assembler was written in machine code The first operating system was written without one ProdrammerHumor.io