The four horsemen of CS education evolution:
Year 1: You're printing "Hello World" with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered fire. "Mom! Look! The computer said words I told it to say!"
Year 2: Reality hits with data structures, DBMS, and OS concepts. Your face says "I've made a terrible mistake" but your tuition says "keep going."
Year 3: The existential crisis kicks in. "I wanna go home" isn't just a statement—it's your new mantra, whispered between debugging sessions at 3 AM.
Year 4: Complete surrender. Your only escape plan is now a YouTube channel where you'll explain to others why they should suffer too. "Don't forget to smash that like button while I smash what's left of my sanity!"