The Elif Abomination

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The Elif Abomination

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of Python to make us write "elif" instead of the perfectly reasonable "else if" that every other sane language uses! 😱 Python devs will literally DIE ON THIS HILL defending their precious little keyword while the rest of us waste precious milliseconds of our finite existence typing those four cursed letters. The sheer TRAUMA of switching between languages and typing "else if" in Python only to have your code DRAMATICALLY IMPLODE. It's basically a war crime against developer muscle memory!

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