I Hate Indentations

Sure, your C++ code runs 100x faster... after you spent 100x longer writing it. That caveman dragging the scientist around is the perfect metaphor for C++ performance vs Python simplicity. Your friend's busy managing memory and fighting segfaults while you're sipping coffee after a casual import numpy . The torch might be impressive, but I'll take my 10 lines of readable code over your flaming monstrosity any day.

Ah, the classic CS student interpretation of "make a game." Instead of creating Pac-Man or Tetris, this brilliant mind went straight for digital self-destruction. The code randomly generates a number between 0 and 5, and if it's 1 (which has a 1/6 chance), it deletes your Windows system folder. Nothing says "game over" quite like bricking your operating system! The professor asked for a game, not digital Russian roulette with your computer's vital organs. At least they named the file honestly - the only thing missing is a comment that says "// Do not run this unless you hate your computer and future self."

Content Q: Write a program to check whether a word is palindrome or not. include iostream using namespace std; int main) dio meme string word1; string word2; cout "Enter the word : " cin word1; cout "Enter it in the reverse order : cin word2; if(word1.compare(word2) 0) cout word1 " is palindrome" else cout word1 " is not palindrome". ?

Ah, Hollywood's portrayal of "hacking" – where apparently all it takes is a few print statements and a progress bar to breach the FBI's security! The top panel shows the cinematic masterpiece of green text on black background (because obviously all hackers use Matrix-inspired terminals), while the bottom panel reveals the shocking truth: it's just 8 lines of print() statements! No complex algorithms, no zero-day exploits, no frantic typing – just console.log's evil cousin. Next they'll tell us that "enhance that image" isn't real either!

The difference between x -= 1 and x =- 1 is just one space, but the consequences are catastrophic. One decrements a variable, the other assigns negative one and destroys whatever value you were working with. Hours of debugging later, you're staring at your screen wondering why your algorithm produces garbage when the fix was just moving a single character. Spaces matter. Just like your relationship status.

Content 9, rmcgibbo closed this on Dec 31, 2015 thedrow commented on Dec 31, 2015 Were you able to resolve the issue? 3 4 rmcgibbo commented on Dec 31, 2015 No. I decided I don't care. 292 10 (e 375 94 24 Contributor Member Author