Space Agency Discovers True Rocket Science: Tab Indentation

When NASA engineers reject SpaceX but embrace TabX, you know they've finally discovered the true rocket science of code indentation. Sure, launching humans to Mars is impressive, but have you ever seen a perfectly aligned codebase? That's the real moonshot. Developers will literally fight interstellar wars over spaces vs. tabs while their code is still riddled with nested if-statements that look like the aftermath of a keyboard explosion.