The Whitespace Paradox

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The evolution of a developer's brain during code reviews is truly a spectacle to behold. First, there's the primitive defensive response: "What, why?" - the intellectual equivalent of a caveman discovering fire and being terrified. Then comes the middle-evolution stage: "It's not my code, I'm just adding this feature but I'll totally refactor it later don't even worry about it" - the classic "temporary" solution that will outlive the heat death of the universe. The promise to refactor is the programming equivalent of "I'll start my diet on Monday." Finally, enlightenment: "Yeah, I know." The transcendent state where you've accepted your code is indeed garbage, but you've made peace with it. This is peak developer nirvana - when you stop fighting reality and embrace the beautiful dumpster fire you've created.

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Finally, a keyboard that matches my coding style! Just one giant tab key for those who believe proper indentation is the only thing that matters in code reviews. Who needs actual logic when your code looks good? Microsoft really understands that 90% of programming is just frantically hitting tab until your code aligns perfectly before the senior dev walks by your desk. The other 10% is Stack Overflow, obviously.

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