Worst She Can Say Is No: Browser Edition

Content DECISIONS AND OUTCOMES One of the reasons porting games to Stadia was slow was Google's decision to program games in Linux instead of C, the language used by Sony and Microsoft. "If you wanted to make a game work on Google Stadia, you had to write it in Linux," says Pachter. "Let's sav it costs 5 million bucks. Why would you spend 5 million bucks writing a game for an audi- ence of two people?" As one of the world's wealthiest companies, Google paid or persuaded companies to overlook those costs. EA released Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order on Stadia in November 2020. Other heavy hitters, including Rockstar, Ubisoft, and Capcom, also pub- lished Stadia games. Google also opened in-house studios, hiring Electronic Arts' widely admired group general manager Jade Raymond to run its newly formed games and entertainment division. I was skeptical because I had seen things like that before. - ED FRIES, FORMER HEAD OF MICROSOFT STUDIOS AND A MEMBER OF THE IGDA FOUNDATION BOARD They made headed deci keep this on build Stadia - MICHAEL PACHTER, WEDBUSH SECURITIES ALL THE RIGH Having seen sever missed Stadia as de prised them with hired Phil Harriso played a key role it run Stadia. Harris star players such

Ah, the classic "sure, I can do that" moment that haunts every .NET developer's nightmares. The boss has absolutely no idea that asking a .NET developer to suddenly work with .COM and .ORG sites is like asking a submarine captain to fly a helicopter because "they both involve transportation." The silent existential crisis happening on that developer's face is the universal language of "I'm about to nod yes while internally screaming." For non-devs: .NET is Microsoft's development framework, while .COM and .ORG are just domain extensions that have nothing to do with programming languages. It's the corporate equivalent of asking someone who specializes in French cuisine to "just whip up some websites" because both involve creation.

OMG, the eternal prophecy of "Linux on desktop" is basically the tech world's equivalent of waiting for your crush to text you back! 💔 These time travelers thought they'd witness something REVOLUTIONARY only to discover they've landed in the ENDLESS VOID where Linux desktop domination is still "coming next year" for the 8,472nd consecutive year! The year of Linux desktop is simultaneously always approaching and never arriving – it's basically quantum computing for operating systems! Meanwhile, Windows users are just sipping tea and watching the show continue for another millennium.

The Windows logo getting absolutely grilled about lying that Windows 10 would be the "last OS" only to respond with the most honest answer Microsoft has ever given: MONEY! Back in 2015, Microsoft promised Windows 10 would be the final version with continuous updates forever. Then Windows 11 dropped in 2021, complete with arbitrary TPM 2.0 requirements that conveniently made millions of perfectly good machines "obsolete." The real kicker? They're now pushing Windows 11 so hard that Windows 10 support ends in October 2025, forcing upgrades and new hardware purchases. Nothing says "we care about sustainability" like creating e-waste for profit margins. At least Mr. Krabs would respect the hustle.

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