Worst She Can Say Is No: Browser Edition

Congratulations on your accidental journey to the dark side of Microsoft development! Clicking Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like ordering a tank when you just needed a bicycle. One's a lightweight code editor that opens in seconds, the other is a 10GB industrial-strength IDE that takes so long to load you could literally grow a beard while waiting. The astronaut's grim realization that his "little maneuver" will cost "51 years" perfectly captures that moment of dread when you see that loading bar crawl across your screen at glacial speed. Your quick edit just turned into a commitment longer than most marriages.

Content 50 Nerds of Grey 50NerdsofGrey 'I've been a very bad girl, she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.!' 'Very well; he said and installed Windows 8 on her laptop.

Junior devs gasping for air while being forced to learn Visual Basic 6.0 is the tech equivalent of waterboarding. Nothing prepares you for the existential crisis of maintaining code from the Clinton administration. The senior dev dangling that mudskipper of knowledge is just thinking "If I had to suffer through this nightmare in 2003, so do you." Legacy code: where dreams and modern programming practices go to die.

Content Breaking: Mars becomes the second planet that has more computers running Linux than Windows. How NASA Designed a Helicopter That Could Fly Autonomously on Mars Anything else you can share with us that engineers might find particularly interesting? This the first time we'll be flying Linux on Mars. We're actually running on a Linux operating system. The software framework that we're using is one that we developed at JPL for cubesats and instruments, and we open-sourced it a few years ago. So, you can get the software framework that's flying on the Mars helicopter, and use it on your own project.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE that is moving a single image in Microsoft Word! That tiny red sliver representing success might as well be a unicorn! 99.9% of the time you're just watching in HORROR as your carefully formatted document transforms into an eldritch abomination because you dared to move a JPEG two centimeters to the right! The text jumps to page 87, your headers vanish into the void, and suddenly there's a table of contents where your conclusion used to be. Microsoft really said "You want to move an image? Here's existential CHAOS instead!"