Worst She Can Say Is No: Browser Edition

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23 days ago 62,203 views 0 shares

Worst She Can Say Is No: Browser Edition

browsers-memes, microsoft-edge-memes, chrome-memes, windows-memes, tech-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The ultimate browser friend zone! Someone created a fake Microsoft Edge account with the most devastating rejection in browser history: "i OnLy UsE yOu To DoWnLoAd ChRoMe." The alternating caps perfectly capture the mocking tone, like Edge is the browser equivalent of that friend who only calls when they need something. With 402K likes and 23.4M views, this digital burn has clearly resonated with the masses who've performed this exact ritual on fresh Windows installs since time immemorial. It's the circle of browser life - Edge briefly exists to facilitate its own replacement.

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