Worst She Can Say Is No: Browser Edition

Mac users smugly watching the chaos unfold as Windows users deal with yet another catastrophic update. That smirk says it all—sitting comfortably in their walled garden while Windows folks frantically Google "how to rollback update" and "why is my printer suddenly speaking Klingon?" Sure, they paid triple for their hardware, but at least their OS isn't randomly deciding to rearrange the furniture while they're sleeping.

Internet Explorer just delivered the most savage comeback in browser history. Sure, it might take IE five minutes to load a single webpage, but at least it responds faster than that person who left you on read three weeks ago. The emotional damage is so severe our poor developer can't even sleep at night. Nothing hurts more than when the slowest browser in existence points out you're getting ghosted harder than a deprecated API. Brutal efficiency where it counts!

Ah, the ancient legend of Windows actually adding features instead of playing hide-and-seek with them! With each new Windows update, Microsoft seems to have mastered the dark art of feature disappearance. "Where did my control panel go?" "Why can't I find that setting anymore?" It's like they're actively trying to gaslight an entire user base into thinking those features never existed in the first place. The Settings menu has become a labyrinth designed by someone who clearly enjoys watching people suffer. Remember when updates were exciting instead of terrifying? Pepperidge Farm remembers... and so do the IT folks still clinging to Windows 7 like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these tech giants! 😱 Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Apple are all like "you will NOT have my data" while we're frantically scribbling our objections like some deranged privacy advocate. But then... BEHOLD! Gaben (aka Gabe Newell, the lord and savior of PC gaming and founder of Valve/Steam) appears, and suddenly we're all "TAKE MY DATA, TAKE MY WALLET, TAKE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD!" The hypocrisy is ASTRONOMICAL! We'll fight tooth and nail to keep our data from big tech, but the second Steam has a sale, we're throwing our credit cards at the screen faster than you can say "my poor bank account." The duality of geek-kind in its natural habitat!

Content THIS THING DELETED 3 MONTHS OF WORK!!!! 32405 G Closed eliecerthoms opened this issue 5 days ago 8 comments eliecerthoms commented 5 days ago edited I had just downloaded code as an alternative and I was just playing with the source control option, seeing how it wanted to stage FIVE THOUSAND FILES I clicked discard... AND IT DELETED ALL MY FILES, ALL OF THEM, PERMANENTLY! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE, WHO THE HELL IS THE DUMBFUCK WHO MADE THE OPTION TO PERMANENTLY DELETE ALL THE FILES ON A PROJECT BY ACCIDENT EVEN POSSIBLE?? CANNOT EVEN FIND THEM IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!! DIDN'T EVEN THOUGHT THAT WAS POSSIBLE ON WINDOWS!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING EDITOR AND FUCK WHOEVER IMPLEMENTED THIS OPTION. I WISH YOU THE WORST. IM PERMANENTLY STAYING AWAY FROM EVERY WINDOWS DEVELOPMENT SOFTWARE FROM NOW ON AND TO THE GENIUS WHO IMPLEMENTED THIS: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU VSCode Version: Code 1.15.0 ( 895971, 2017-08-09T20:16:06.988Z) OS Version: WindowsNTia32 10.0.15063 Extensions:

Microsoft's PowerShell development meeting must have gone something like this: Engineer 1: "Let's replace the simple Unix-like cd directory with Set-Location C:\Users " Engineer 2: "Wait, that's not verbose enough. How about Set-Location -Path C:\ ?" Engineer 3: "But what if we add aliases so people can still type cd anyway, rendering our entire naming convention pointless?" Microsoft: "Ship it." The irony of creating a complex, verbose syntax and then immediately undermining it with shortcuts is peak Microsoft engineering philosophy. It's like building a spaceship and then attaching bicycle pedals to it.