True Happiness Is Closing 100 Chrome Tabs

Oh, the beautiful tragedy of Windows consistency! Through decades of technological evolution, operating system revolutions, and the heat death of the universe itself, ONE thing remains absolutely, stubbornly, magnificently unchanged: the taskbar's passionate refusal to auto-hide when you politely ask it to. From Windows XP in 2001 to Windows 7 in 2009 to Windows 11 in 2025, Microsoft has blessed us with the same glorious bug spanning THREE different OS generations. It's honestly impressive how they've managed to preserve this feature with such dedication while everything else changes around it. Some things are just meant to be eternal – like taxes, death, and that stupid taskbar just SITTING there when you're trying to watch something fullscreen. Chef's kiss for consistency, Microsoft. 💀

The entire software industry nervously looking away when doctors point out that Googling doesn't make you a professional. Meanwhile, 90% of our code is just StackOverflow solutions with the variable names changed. If doctors built bodies the way we build software, they'd be transplanting organs from WebMD comment sections and hoping the patient doesn't blue screen.

Ah, the good ol' days of coding... Two guys safely installing an AC unit while standing on a narrow ledge, labeled as the coding equivalent of copy-pasting from Stack Overflow vs. writing your own code. The self-written code guy is literally hanging off the edge of certain death just to feel the satisfaction of originality. Meanwhile, the Stack Overflow copiers look slightly more stable but equally questionable in their life choices. Let's be honest - before AI coding assistants, we were all just one misplaced semicolon away from plummeting into the abyss of debugging. The only difference was whether we fell with borrowed code or with our own janky implementation that somehow worked despite violating every principle in the textbook.

That moment of sheer panic when you realize you just pasted over your entire codebase instead of copying it. Eight years of muscle memory betraying you in a single keystroke. The true horror isn't the mistake—it's that split second before you remember Ctrl+Z exists. And let's be honest, we've all done this at 4:59 PM on a Friday right before a deployment.

Ah, the beautiful romance between a developer and their untested code - a love story more tragic than Romeo and Juliet. The tender embrace in the top panel represents that magical moment when you've just written what you believe is absolute perfection . Your code is your precious baby, and you're Thor, mighty and invincible. Then reality strikes. The QA team (aka The Hulk) shows up and absolutely demolishes your masterpiece with a single test run. Suddenly your precious code isn't lovingly cradled - it's being smashed into the floor like Loki in that infamous Avengers scene. The duality is just *chef's kiss*. One minute you're whispering sweet nothings to your elegant solution, the next minute it's "HULK SMASH PUNY EDGE CASE HANDLING!" And your beautiful relationship? Reduced to a pile of JIRA tickets and wounded pride.

So Microsoft brags about 30% of their code being AI-generated, then pushes an update that kills your SSD. Coincidence? I think not. This is what happens when you let GitHub Copilot write your disk I/O routines. Next update will probably require a blood sacrifice and your firstborn child just to boot up. Remember when updates just fixed things instead of creating exciting new problems? Those were the days...