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The mythical tale every programmer wishes they could tell their grandkids someday. Writing code that works perfectly on the first try is like spotting a unicorn in the wild – theoretically possible but statistically improbable. Most of us spend hours debugging why our perfectly logical code is producing results that make absolutely no sense. And yet, we all have that one magical moment where everything just... worked? No errors? No stack traces? No desperate Stack Overflow searches at 2 AM? Must be a glitch in the Matrix.

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The classic developer redemption arc—starts with "TypeScript is just overhyped junk" and ends with religious devotion. Sure, TS saved you from production bugs, but at what cost? Your dignity, apparently. Nothing says "spiritual awakening" quite like being violently reminded that string | null isn't assignable to number . It's like having a personal compiler bodyguard who follows you around slapping nonsensical type assignments out of your hands while calling you names. The relationship between developers and TypeScript is basically Stockholm syndrome with better error messages.

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