Digital Fight-Or-Flight Response

The eternal optimism of creating a "Tomorrow" folder for downloads you'll definitely get to... someday. Meanwhile, that Windows 8 theme pack has been sitting there since approximately the Jurassic period. Procrastination level: expert. The folder even has the audacity to only contain one item, like it's judging your life choices. At least the "NotMyFault" folder in last week is aptly named.

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That primal rage when Windows asks for permission to do what you just explicitly told it to do. Nothing quite like the power trip of declaring "I am the administrator" to your own machine, only to have it question your authority for the 47th time today. The real admin privilege is the patience not to throw your computer out the window.

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Ah yes, Windows Search. The tool that shows you everything except what you're actually looking for. Type "netflix" and it'll helpfully suggest "netflix login," "netflix movies," "netflix app," and seventeen other variations while the actual Netflix app sits right there at the top wondering why it's being ignored like a middle child at a family reunion. It's like having a personal assistant who, when asked for your car keys, hands you a detailed inventory of every key-shaped object within a 5-mile radius.

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