Digital Fight-Or-Flight Response

The irony is absolutely delicious. Microsoft, creator of Teams, declares their own remote collaboration tool "inferior" while mandating employees return to office. So the Teams team gets a Teams call about how Teams isn't good enough for the Teams team to use Teams remotely. It's like a chef refusing to eat at their own restaurant because "the food isn't good enough." Nothing says "confidence in your product" quite like telling everyone it doesn't actually work for its intended purpose. Microsoft just pulled the digital equivalent of "do as I say, not as I do" while accidentally creating the most meta workplace paradox possible.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! GitHub, our beloved code sanctuary, is apparently ditching actual features we've been BEGGING for to play corporate musical chairs with Azure! 💀 That adorable Octocat figurine is just sitting there with its innocent smile while Microsoft execs are probably cackling in the background. "You want dark mode improvements? Sorry sweetie, we're too busy moving servers!" Meanwhile developers worldwide are collectively screaming into their mechanical keyboards. The corporate overlords have spoken - infrastructure migration trumps your pathetic feature requests! The comment at the bottom is just *chef's kiss* - even Microsoft's own acquisitions can't escape the Azure migration nightmare!

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