Why I Have Trust Issues With Users

Content Replace a semicolon (; with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. error: unknown start of token: u37e - main.rs:2:30 2 I printin! ("Hello, world!"); help: Unicode character ';' (Greek Question Mark) Looks like ';' (Semicolon), but it is not printin! ("Hello, world!"); Pathetic.

Who needs therapy when you can just drown your existential dread in a chaotic game development project? The image perfectly captures that special kind of insanity where you'd rather wrestle with spaghetti code, physics engines, and 3AM debugging sessions than actually address your mental health. That massive crowd rushing toward "MAKING GAMES" instead of "THERAPY" is just your brain's 10,000 unresolved issues choosing to manifest as yet another half-baked Unity project that will definitely be abandoned in 3 weeks. But hey, at least your compiler errors are more straightforward than your emotions!

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Content Jack Linde 1 month ago When I worked in my company's IT Service Desk, one of the frequent questions I would get while having customers perform said reboot was, "Why does a reboot fixes things?" My answer was thus, "Programs are like three year olds. They're great at unpacking all their toys and spreading them across the RAM. They're not so great at picking up after themselves when they are done. Rebooting cleans up the RAM of all the toys the programs left on the floor." 1 143 14

Ah, the classic "#DEFINE MADNESS" - doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. Twenty years in this industry and I still catch myself hammering that compile button like it's going to magically fix itself. Meanwhile, the compiler is just sitting there thinking, "This idiot is sending me the exact same broken code repeatedly. Should we tell him or just keep launching errors like a medieval catapult?" The real kicker? That one time you compile the same code without changing anything and it suddenly works. That's when you know the universe is just messing with you.

Ah yes, the modern debugging workflow: write broken code, catch the error, and let AI fix it for you. Because nothing says "senior developer" like outsourcing your bug fixes to ChatGPT. Next week: teaching AI to attend your standup meetings while you "work from hammock."