Why I Have Trust Issues With Users

Content Bae: Come over Dijkstra: But there are so many routes to take and I don't know which one's the fastest Bae: My parents aren't home Dijkstra: Dijkstra's algorithm Graph search algorithm Not to be confused with Dykstra's projection algorithm. Dijkstra's algorithm is an algorithm for finding the shortest paths between nodes in a graph, which may represent, for example, road networks. It was conceived by computer scientist Edger W. Dikstra in 1956 and published three years later. 12) The algorithm exists in many variants; Dijkstra's original variant found the shortest path between two nodes, 2) but a more common variant fixes a single node as the "source" node and finds shortest paths from the source to all other nodes in the graph, producing a shortest-path tree. A Dijkstra's algorithm 14 Out

Oh no! The syntax error that haunts every programmer's nightmares! That exclamation mark before "yes" turned a heartfelt acceptance into a logical NOT operator. Instead of getting a girlfriend, this poor soul just received the boolean value "false" in return. The compiler of love has no mercy for missing spaces! This is why code reviews exist, people – relationships and programming languages both require precise syntax.

Ah, the eternal Tom and Jerry chase, but make it programming . You spend five hours armed with breakpoints and console logs, absolutely convinced you're about to smash that elusive bug with your debugging frying pan. Meanwhile, the bug is just chilling there, practically taunting you from a line of code you've skimmed over 37 times. The best part? When you finally catch it, it'll be something ridiculous like a semicolon in JavaScript or an indentation error in Python. And just like Jerry, that bug will somehow make you feel like the fool despite being the one who caused all the chaos.

Content chrisk5000 chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586 Retweets 2.4K Likes

Content I JUST WROTE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CODE. OF MY LIFE. THEY CASUALLY HANDED ME AN IMPOSSIBLE PROBLEM. IN 48 HOURS AND 200 LINES, I SOLVED IT. ACADEMIA: MY GOD ... THIS WILL MEAN A HALF-DOZEN PAPERS, A THESIS OR TWO, AND A PARAGRAPH IN EVERY TEXTBOOK ON QUEUING THEORY! BUSINESS:- YOU GOT THE PROGRAM TO STOP JAMMING UP? GREAT. WHILE YOURE FIXING STUFF CAN YOU GET OUTLOOK TO SYNC WITH OUR NEW PHONES?

When your relationship status is "it's complicated" but your dependency management is not. Sure, girlfriends aren't free (those dinner dates add up), they're hard to get (unlike that simple apt-get command), and might occasionally trigger the jealousy runtime exception. Meanwhile, Node.js just sits there with its 2,950 contributors ready to help you through your darkest coding hours. Though that ReferenceError at the bottom is the perfect punchline - both will make you cry, just for entirely different reasons. One because of emotional pain, the other because you spent 4 hours debugging only to find you forgot to declare a variable.