Why I Have Trust Issues With Users

Uptime System monitor User error Impossible stats Technical-support Task manager System-resources Chrome internet explorer

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Why I Have Trust Issues With Users

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Look at this system monitor showing 199 YEARS of uptime! The classic "user reports impossible technical data" syndrome strikes again. Either this machine has been running since the 1820s (pre-electricity era, impressive!), or someone doesn't understand that uptime is measured in days:hours:minutes:seconds. But sure, go ahead and tell me about your 217,009 handles while running Chrome and IE simultaneously. Next they'll report their CPU temperature is -459°F because "it feels really cool."

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