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Deploy On Friday Because Why Not
Devops Programming Debugging Testing
6 days ago 56.2K views 0 shares
Deploy On Friday Because Why Not
The digital equivalent of sticking a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle. Deploying to production on Friday is that special brand of self-sabotage only developers understand. Sure, you could wait until Monday when you're fresh and have a whole week to fix the inevitable dumpster fire. But where's the adrenaline rush in that? Nothing says "I hate future me" quite like pushing code right before the weekend and then acting surprised when your phone explodes with alerts while you're trying to enjoy your beer. It's basically the tech version of "hold my beer and watch this" – except the beer is your weekend and what we're watching is your mental stability crumble in real-time.

Stay Tuned For More Bugs
Programming Debugging Databases Frontend Backend
1 month ago 88.4K views 1 shares
Stay Tuned For More Bugs
Ah, corporate wisdom strikes again. Management thinks forcing developers to use cursor-based pagination will give them the energetic Duracell bunny—all that efficiency and power. What they actually get is just Bugs Bunny—endless bugs hopping around the codebase. Nothing says "I don't understand technical decisions" quite like mandating specific implementation details without understanding the consequences. The rabbit hole of debugging goes much deeper than expected.

Weird How That Works
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
1 month ago 104.3K views 0 shares
Weird How That Works
The eternal paradox of software development budgets! Companies will pinch pennies when it comes to investing in proper architecture, clean code, or adequate testing time... but then magically find a mountain of cash when it's time to rewrite the entire codebase because the technical debt finally collapsed like a house of cards. It's the corporate equivalent of refusing to pay for an oil change but happily buying a new engine when the old one seizes up. Technical debt interest rates are brutal , folks!

Penetration Testing Gone Wrong
Security Testing
1 month ago 93.3K views 0 shares
Penetration Testing Gone Wrong
When your security awareness training meets real-world application. Plugging in random USB devices is basically sending an engraved invitation to hackers saying "Please compromise my system, I've made it extra convenient for you." The classic security vulnerability: human curiosity. This is why security professionals develop eye twitches by age 30. The number of organizations compromised because someone found a mysterious flash drive in the parking lot is disturbingly high. At least malwarebytes caught it, which is more than we can say for the user's decision-making process.

Use The Best Tool For The Job
Java Webdev Javascript Programming Python
1 month ago 104.8K views 0 shares
Use The Best Tool For The Job
That awkward moment when your tech stack resembles a Frankenstein's monster of programming languages. Nothing says "best tool for the job" like writing scripts in Java (a compiled language designed for enterprise applications), serving them with JavaScript (because apparently we hate ourselves), and then embedding the whole mess inside Python. It's like building a sandwich with a sledgehammer, a paintbrush, and chopsticks - technically possible, but everyone watching you is silently judging your life choices.

Permanent Dependency: The Regex Tattoo
Programming Webdev Javascript Python Testing
2 months ago 138.9K views 0 shares
Permanent Dependency: The Regex Tattoo
Nothing says "I make questionable life choices" quite like tattooing regex on your body. That's a pattern for matching email addresses, permanently etched into skin that will age far better than the validation logic. Hope you never need to update your dependencies.

The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
Devops Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 90.5K views 0 shares
The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
The eternal dilemma: two big red buttons. One promises a peaceful weekend. The other guarantees chaos by deploying to production on Friday. The sweating developer knows there's only one choice management will accept, and it's not the one that lets them sleep at night. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like pushing code right before clocking out for two days.