Use The Best Tool For The Job

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Use The Best Tool For The Job

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That awkward moment when your tech stack resembles a Frankenstein's monster of programming languages. Nothing says "best tool for the job" like writing scripts in Java (a compiled language designed for enterprise applications), serving them with JavaScript (because apparently we hate ourselves), and then embedding the whole mess inside Python. It's like building a sandwich with a sledgehammer, a paintbrush, and chopsticks - technically possible, but everyone watching you is silently judging your life choices.

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