Permanent Dependency: The Regex Tattoo

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Permanent Dependency: The Regex Tattoo

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Nothing says "I make questionable life choices" quite like tattooing regex on your body. That's a pattern for matching email addresses, permanently etched into skin that will age far better than the validation logic. Hope you never need to update your dependencies.

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