Software Bad? Let's Make It Worse!

Technical debt Vibe coders Software maintenance Hiring practices Code quality Tech industry Legacy code Software development Commit messages Bad decisions

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Software Bad? Let's Make It Worse!

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The perfect encapsulation of tech industry decision-making! Instead of addressing the root problems of unstable, unmaintainable code bases, let's just hire more "vibe coders" who prioritize aesthetic GitHub profiles over documentation. Nothing says "we've fixed our technical debt" like bringing in developers who commit with messages like "✨ fixed stuff ✨" without explaining what they actually did. Next sprint feature: AI-generated commit messages that somehow contain even less information than "updated code"!

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