Stay Tuned For More Bugs

Cursor Pagination Corporate management bugs development Technical debt Bad decisions Enterprise

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7 months ago 165,988 views 1 shares

Stay Tuned For More Bugs

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Ah, corporate wisdom strikes again. Management thinks forcing developers to use cursor-based pagination will give them the energetic Duracell bunny—all that efficiency and power. What they actually get is just Bugs Bunny—endless bugs hopping around the codebase. Nothing says "I don't understand technical decisions" quite like mandating specific implementation details without understanding the consequences. The rabbit hole of debugging goes much deeper than expected.

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