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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of nighttime coding! Look at these nocturnal code warriors riding the rollercoaster of insanity while daytime programmers scream in horror! Midnight coders are literally TRANSFORMING into code-drunk skeletons fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! Meanwhile, the 9-to-5 normies are clutching their ergonomic keyboards in absolute terror at what their codebase will look like tomorrow morning! That pull request review is going to be a NIGHTMARE of "why did you commit this at 3:47 AM?!" The duality of programmer existence has never been so spectacularly represented by a haunted rollercoaster metaphor!

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Developer: "Tea bags are so intuitive they don't need instructions." End user: *dunks entire tea bag, wrapper and all, into hot water* And that's why we write documentation for even the most "obvious" features. Users will find ways to break your software that you couldn't imagine in your worst fever dreams. The line between intuitive and incomprehensible is thinner than your project deadline.