When Your Pull Requests Need Dating Profiles

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When Your Pull Requests Need Dating Profiles

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Welcome to the Linux kernel's GitHub page, where the pull requests are apparently doubling as Tinder profiles. Nothing says "I understand open source contribution" like announcing your relationship status in a PR title.

What's next? "Fixed memory leak, also I do CrossFit"? "Optimized driver code, btw I'm vegan"? "Patched security vulnerability, anyone want to see my cat pics?"

And 504 open PRs? Linus must be having an aneurysm somewhere. The only thing getting merged here is desperation with code.

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