Back In My Day: Binary Luxury

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Back In My Day: Binary Luxury
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OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of these young developers with their fancy frameworks and cloud services! Back in the STONE AGE of computing, we had exactly TWO things: zeros and ones! That's it! No React, no Kubernetes, no fancy-schmancy IDEs with auto-complete! Just pure, raw, binary suffering! And you know what? WE THANKED THE COMPUTER GODS FOR THOSE ONES! The zeros were free, but those ones? PRECIOUS DIGITAL GOLD! Kids these days will never understand the TRAUMA of programming when a single bit flip could send your entire program into the abyss! *dramatically faints onto mechanical keyboard*

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