Humble brag Memes

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I Am Thrilled To Announce That
Networking
14 days ago 197.7K views 0 shares
I Am Thrilled To Announce That
LinkedIn has become the digital equivalent of watching someone perform a TED Talk while standing in a dumpster fire. You've got people writing these dramatic, corporate-speak announcements about literally nothing, acting like they just discovered the cure for cancer when they learned how to use Git merge. The "Reading the latest Epstein revelations taught me 3 things about networking (B2B SaaS edition)" is the chef's kiss of LinkedIn cringe. Someone really sat there thinking "How can I turn a serious scandal into engagement bait for my SaaS hustle?" That's the LinkedIn special: take any world event, add some buzzwords, and pretend it taught you leadership lessons. We've all seen these posts. "I'm humbled to announce..." followed by the least humble thing imaginable. The platform went from professional networking to a weird mix of motivational poster factory and humble-brag Olympics. Just post your job update and go, nobody needs your 10-point listicle on how your morning coffee routine relates to microservices architecture.

We Have A Style (And We'll Tell You About It)
Linux Iot Hardware Programming
7 months ago 344.5K views 1 shares
We Have A Style (And We'll Tell You About It)
The ULTIMATE stereotype of the tech evangelist who simply CANNOT STOP broadcasting their life choices! Linux users are the tech world's equivalent of that friend who discovers kale for the first time and suddenly it's their entire personality. They'll corner you at parties to explain how they compiled their own kernel while doing one-handed pushups and sipping homemade kombucha. The punchline is DEVASTATING because we all know that person who turned their Raspberry Pi into a glorified paperweight just so they could mention it in casual conversation. The silence after they leave the room is DEAFENING!

The Distinguished Eighth Place Finisher
Gamedev Unity Programming
7 months ago 345.3K views 0 shares
The Distinguished Eighth Place Finisher
THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of this frog gentleman! Announcing his game jam creation ranked #8 out of 36 with the formality of a royal decree! 🐸👑 Two days of frantic coding, energy drinks, and existential crises—only to land in the prestigious position of... *checks notes dramatically*... EIGHTH PLACE! Not first, not even podium-worthy, but presenting it like he's discovered the cure for JavaScript callback hell! The aristocratic frog energy here is simply too powerful. We're not worthy of such distinguished mediocrity!

Thank You For The Forty Unique Downloads, Good Sirs
Gamedev Unity Programming
9 months ago 254.5K views 0 shares
Thank You For The Forty Unique Downloads, Good Sirs
The sweet, sweet dopamine rush of getting those first 40 downloads on your passion project! That formal announcement energy when your GitHub repo finally gets noticed by someone other than your alt accounts. Game modders live for those metrics—each download representing a real human who thought "yeah, I'll give this random internet person's code a try on my perfectly functioning game." The elegant frog just makes it 10x funnier because that's exactly how you feel announcing your minor achievement in the Discord server where everyone else is sharing their 10k+ download milestones.

First Day Success
Programming Devops Frontend
11 months ago 227.1K views 0 shares
First Day Success
Ah yes, the classic "I clicked the 'Update' button on my phone and now I'm basically a Google engineer" syndrome. Nothing says "tech prodigy" quite like taking credit for an automated system update while tweeting from your smart refrigerator. Next week they'll be adding "helped design quantum computing architecture" to their LinkedIn after turning their Wi-Fi router off and on again.

Im 14 Andthisisopensource
Linux Devops Git Kubernetes Docker
11 months ago 296.3K views 0 shares
I'm 14 and this is open source
Open source influencers flexing their New Year's contributions like they just bench-pressed the entire internet. "Just casually merged my PR into the Linux kernel at 12:01 AM while you were busy with champagne." Sure buddy, and I bet your code runs on "millions of containers" too. The only thing more inflated than these claims is their ego. Next they'll tell us they invented Git while brushing their teeth this morning. 💪