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What Vibe Coders Think Mount Volume Is
Docker Devops Linux Backend
10 days ago 179.6K views 0 shares
What Vibe Coders Think Mount Volume Is
So you're telling me that docker run -v doesn't take me to this serene mountaintop experience? Just another beautiful illusion shattered by reality. Turns out mounting volumes is less "spiritual journey through the clouds" and more "binding your local filesystem to a container so you can watch your logs scroll by at 3 AM." Docker really missed an opportunity for some majestic branding here.

Does Volume Mount Control Sound Levels
Docker AI Devops Programming Backend
11 days ago 196.4K views 0 shares
Does Volume Mount Control Sound Levels
When you have zero clue what you're doing but AI is your new senior developer. Someone's out here treating Claude like a Docker wizard, feeding it increasingly desperate prompts hoping it'll magically spit out a working docker-compose.yml . The best part? They probably don't even know what a volume mount actually does (spoiler: it's for persisting data between containers, not adjusting your Spotify). Just vibes-based DevOps where you copy-paste whatever the LLM gives you and pray it works. The frog's expression captures that exact moment when you hit docker-compose up and watch the terminal scroll, having absolutely no idea if success or catastrophe awaits.

I Hate Docker
Docker Devops Debugging Backend
1 month ago 230.9K views 0 shares
I Hate Docker
When you spend 6 hours debugging why your container won't start, only to realize you forgot a single hyphen in your docker-compose.yml file. Then you spend another 3 hours dealing with volume permissions. Then your image size balloons to 4GB because you accidentally included node_modules. Then Docker Desktop eats 8GB of RAM just sitting there. Then you get the dreaded "no space left on device" error and have to prune everything like you're Marie Kondo-ing your entire digital life. But hey, at least "it works on my machine" is no longer an excuse, right? RIGHT?! The relationship between developers and Docker is truly a love story for the ages – except it's all hate and we're all trapped in this containerized nightmare together. 🙃

Kubernetes: The Unauthorized Aging Accelerator
Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Debugging
1 month ago 212.8K views 3 shares
Kubernetes: The Unauthorized Aging Accelerator
Nothing ages you quite like maintaining a Kubernetes cluster. One day you're a bright-eyed developer pushing your first container, the next you're frantically Googling "why pods evicted" at 2AM while your hair turns gray in real-time. The human body simply wasn't designed to withstand YAML indentation errors and cryptic etcd failures. For every successful deployment, your telomeres shorten by approximately 17%.

Stop Doing Cloud Computing
Cloud Devops Hardware Kubernetes Docker
1 month ago 322.7K views 0 shares
Stop Doing Cloud Computing
The cloud revolution promised us scalability, high availability, and infrastructure as code. What we got instead was paying AWS $5000/month to run what could've been a $500 desktop PC under someone's desk. Remember when "scaling" meant buying another computer? Before we were sacrificing goats to the Kubernetes gods and writing 200-line YAML files just to deploy a simple app? Docker, Proxmox, Terraform - they've convinced us we need complex container orchestration when most companies barely have enough traffic to warm up a Raspberry Pi. Meanwhile, sysadmins who've been quietly maintaining reliable on-prem servers for decades are watching this circus with their arms crossed. The greatest trick the cloud ever pulled was convincing developers that managing your own hardware was too difficult... right before making them learn 47 new abstraction layers to do the same damn thing.

Test Suite Setup: The Infrastructure Apocalypse
Testing Devops Docker Programming Databases
3 months ago 264.6K views 0 shares
Test Suite Setup: The Infrastructure Apocalypse
Oh. My. GOD! This is what passes for a "test suite setup" these days?! 🙄 The absolute AUDACITY of this engineer spinning up TWO ENTIRE DATABASES, Docker containers, and who knows what else just to run some tests! Meanwhile, the person's face says it all - that smug "I'm about to watch the world burn while this monstrosity takes 45 minutes to initialize" expression. The perfect representation of modern development where "simple unit tests" now require their own data center and probably three cloud providers on standby. And they wonder why the coffee machine is always empty!

Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania
Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud
4 months ago 389.2K views 0 shares
Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania
That one engineer who's been watching too many YouTube tutorials and suddenly thinks they can reinvent Google's infrastructure during a 15-minute standup. The rest of us are just trying to fix our YAML indentation errors while this hero wants to build Kubernetes from scratch. Sure buddy, we'll get right on that after we finish untangling the mess from your last "revolutionary" Docker compose file that somehow mapped every port to localhost:3000.

Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania
Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud
4 months ago 411.7K views 0 shares
Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania
That special moment when you've convinced yourself that rebuilding Kubernetes from scratch is a perfectly reasonable use of company time. Meanwhile, your coworkers are staring at you with that unique blend of horror and fascination reserved for watching someone volunteer to dig their own grave with a spoon. Building K8s from scratch during standup is the DevOps equivalent of saying "I think I'll climb Everest this weekend" while wearing flip-flops.

Docker Docker Yes Papa
Docker Devops Programming Linux Cloud
4 months ago 418.4K views 2 shares
Docker Docker Yes Papa
The ultimate parent-child relationship of our time: CPU interrogating Docker about its resource consumption. Based on the children's rhyme "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa," this meme captures the eternal deception between Docker containers and system resources. Docker swears it's not hogging RAM, but the final panel reveals the cold, hard truth: 9.06 GB of memory consumed by a single container. The CPU might as well ask, "Where did all my gigabytes go?" while Docker sits there with the computational equivalent of chocolate all over its face. Every DevOps engineer knows that feeling when Docker promises to be lightweight and then proceeds to eat resources like they're free samples at Costco.

Kubernetes Saved Us So Much Money
Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud
5 months ago 446.3K views 2 shares
Kubernetes Saved Us So Much Money
First frame: "Kubernetes saved us so much money" Second frame: "we can almost afford the team that runs it" The classic DevOps paradox! Companies adopt Kubernetes thinking it'll magically optimize infrastructure costs, only to discover they now need a small army of platform engineers earning six figures to babysit pods and debug YAML indentation errors. It's like buying a "money-saving" sports car that requires a full-time mechanic. The red alert on the monitor in the background is just *chef's kiss* - probably another pod stuck in CrashLoopBackOff for the 17th time today.

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Screw You Broadcom
Docker Devops Kubernetes Programming Cloud
5 months ago 331.8K views 3 shares
Screw You Broadcom
The entire tech world got a rude awakening when Broadcom decided to change Docker's licensing model after August 28th. Suddenly, all those carefully crafted container images and deployment charts became the digital equivalent of a ticking time bomb. It's like showing up to work and finding out your entire infrastructure is now sitting on a subscription paywall. Five years of DevOps culture built on "containers everywhere!" and then corporate suits decided your free lunch was over. The digital tower of Babel we've all been building? Yeah, that's now resting on Broadcom's quarterly earnings expectations.

The Ultimate Dokker For Your Code!
Docker Devops Kubernetes Programming
5 months ago 260.0K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Dokker For Your Code!
OMG, BEHOLD! The ultimate programmer chariot has arrived in all its glory - the mighty Dokker ! 🚗 Just IMAGINE pulling up to your tech company in this majestic blue beast while your coworkers GASP in awe. "Is that... is that a DOCKER reference on wheels?!" they'll scream, completely missing that it's spelled differently because DETAILS ARE HARD when you've been debugging for 36 hours straight! Perfect for containerizing your groceries, scaling your carpool lanes, and orchestrating your road trips with Kubernetes-level precision! The only vehicle that makes you feel like you're literally DRIVING your production environment!