Stop Shortening Variable Names Istg

ide Technical debt Code quality Naming conventions Code readability Programming practices Lazy-coding Autocomplete Variable names

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Stop Shortening Variable Names Istg

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Ah yes, the ancient programmer tradition of naming variables like you're being charged by the character. "Why use 'playerCharacterPosition' when 'pcp' works?" they say, while their IDE helpfully autocompletes it anyway. The melting yellow creature perfectly captures that internal meltdown when someone suggests using descriptive variable names. "But my fingers will get tired from all that typing that the computer does for me!" Meanwhile, six months later, nobody remembers what 'plobjcaracy' was supposed to mean, including the person who wrote it.

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