The Dependency Tower Of Doom

dependencies Frameworks npm Technical debt node_modules Power adapters Overengineering

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The Dependency Tower Of Doom

dependencies-memes, frameworks-memes, npm-memes, technical-debt-memes, webdev-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The power outlet Jenga tower of doom – the perfect metaphor for modern development! You start with a "tiny project" that somehow requires npm installing half the internet. Next thing you know, you're daisy-chaining power adapters like some mad electrical engineer because your "simple app" now depends on 17 frameworks, 42 libraries, and that one obscure package maintained by a mysterious developer who might actually be a cat. The best part? Remove any single adapter and the whole project crashes harder than my production server during a demo!

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