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Dream Job Turned Nightmare

recruiters Job hunting Tech interviews Coding nightmares Remote work Programming jobs Bait and switch

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1 year ago 286,059 views 0 shares

Dream Job Turned Nightmare

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When the recruiter hits you with that classic bait-and-switch. That moment of pure joy seeing "high paying, remote job" with "latest version of Java" only to have your soul crushed by that tiny "...script" reveal. The emotional rollercoaster from "I can finally pay off my student loans" to "I'm about to debug 10,000 lines of spaghetti code written by 12 different interns" in 0.5 seconds flat. The recruiter probably thinks they're being clever too. "Technically I didn't lie!" Yeah, and technically I'm about to technically ghost this interview.

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