Dream Job Turned Nightmare

Content akamaozu Nov '15 My pastor did not allow me to join the python community. He asked me if python is the only programming language in the world or did I voluntarily choose something so demonic. I told him the syntax is very appealing and he got annoyed. He said eve fell for the deceptive nature of a snake and now I'm repeating her failings again. He recommended Javascript because it starts with a J, like Jesus. When I told him it's the only programming language that works in the browser, he told me that it's a sign from God. He has started paying for my lessons to convert languages and I just wanted to come and let those in python's bondage know that there is liberty in Javascript. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

The IQ bell curve showing people on both extremes making the same syntax error is peak programming culture. The average coders (IQ 100) are sweating bullets over missing semicolons, while both the "barely functioning" and "genius" programmers are casually making the same mistake. Meanwhile, the employed dev at the bottom is completely lost—like when a senior dev walks into a room of junior devs arguing about whether tabs or spaces are superior. That magical moment when you realize some people are overthinking simple syntax while others have transcended to worrying about actual problems.

Content Everyone: Fuck Facebook!! People who use React and Jest

Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc - indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Content Python Wow. It's so comfortable, and cheap too. I think want this one 'Yeah, it's a popular model, but sitang in it makes you look lazy. Javascript Wow, so many features What does this one do? That button wi cause the chair to attack its owner Never touch it I'm not even sure why they put it in... This is one of our most comfortable chairs. but it works best if vou use it with the correct olatrorm. Java A lot of people who don't like the previous model prefer this one because it's platform independent. PHP That's a desk.. You can sit on it, can't you?

Just spent six months becoming a React guru, and now everyone's talking about some framework with a fruit name that's "10x faster" and "the future of web development." The frontend ecosystem is basically a treadmill designed by sadists. You're never done learning—you're just temporarily less obsolete than yesterday. The worst part? You'll still rewrite everything in vanilla JS five years from now when the cycle repeats itself.