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When your codebase looks like a conspiracy theorist's wall but somehow still works in production. Now some AI tool wants to "fix" it? Sure, buddy. That dependency graph is held together by Stack Overflow answers from 2013 and the collective prayers of three generations of developers. But hey, if you want to pay for an "enterprise agent" to untangle that beautiful disaster, go ahead. It's your funeral when it deletes that one undocumented function that's secretly keeping the entire billing system alive.

You know that feeling when you spend weeks crafting the "perfect" UI with three neatly separated components, only for users to completely break your design philosophy by sprawling across it like they own the place? That's frontend development in a nutshell. We build elegant cat food bowls, and users turn them into bizarre cat beds. No matter how many hours you spend on your wireframes, users will find the most chaotic way possible to interact with your creation. And then management wonders why the sprint's running behind. "Just make it more intuitive," they say. Sure, let me just predict how three different species of cat will decide to sleep on it first.

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