Please Stop The Framework Carousel

STOP EVERYTHING! The most accurate portrayal of full stack development I've ever witnessed! 😱 This poor child accidentally became the PERFECT metaphor for what happens when you're forced to know 37 frameworks, 12 languages, and still make it to stand-up by 9am! The disheveled hair! The dead-inside eyes! The formal attire that screams "I have a client meeting at 2 but need to debug a production issue at 1:59"! Truly the walking corpse that emerges after trying to figure out why your CSS works in Chrome but breaks in Safari while simultaneously setting up a database that refuses to connect for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever. Not a zombie—just a developer who's seen one too many merge conflicts!

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper 13 of US bandwidth is used by Netflix... the rest is used by 'rm-rf nodemodules npm install' 11:24 AM 14 Sep 17 8,234 Retweets 15.8K Likes 17

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