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Content Model.cs X Program.cs Querylt.Employee using System.Text; using System. Threading. Tasks; namespace QueryIt public class Person public string Name get; set; DoWorkO public class Employee : Person public int Id get; set; public virtual void DoWork() Console.WriteLine("Doing real work"); E public class Manager : Employee public override void DoWork() Console.WriteLine("Create a meeting");

Content "".substr() is deprecated JavaScript Demo: String.substring() const str 'Aqua' 2 console. loq(str.substr (2,2)); 3 console. log(str.substring(2, 2)); 4 console. loq(str.slice(2, 2)); Dun s Reset we now have "'".substring() and "".slice() Log(str. substring (2, 2 Log(str.slice(2, 2));

Content One morning you wake up find out you have access to God's developer console. What's the first thing you do with this power? Discussion 4 154 J 479 1, Share O BEST COMMENTS Ilikeforks 5h hehe3301 7h sudo rm -rf oceans contents .plastic sudo rm -rf people .cancer sudo rm -rf viruses human . std sudo mv magic.disabled magic

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of variable naming! Everyone's DESPERATE to create cryptic little monsters like "fm" but when it comes time to actually UNDERSTAND what these hieroglyphic abominations mean? CRICKETS. TUMBLEWEEDS. DEAD SILENCE. It's the coding equivalent of writing a passionate love letter in invisible ink and then setting the paper on fire. "Look at me, I saved 11 whole characters by naming this variable 'x' instead of 'customerTransactionHistory'! I'M A GENIUS!" And then three months later you're sobbing at 3 AM wondering what demonic possession led you to believe 'fm' was an intuitive name for ANYTHING. 💀

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