The Ultimate Parenting Fail: Arrays Start At 0!

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The Ultimate Parenting Fail: Arrays Start At 0!

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The AUDACITY of this parent teaching their baby that arrays start at 1! I cannot even BEGIN to express my horror! 😱 The poor innocent child utters "A-a-a" and this monster celebrates it as "first word" - only to DISCARD THE CHILD when they learn the truth?! Listen, sweetie, in this household we start counting from 0 or we don't count at all! Zero-indexing isn't just a preference, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE! The dumpster is honestly too good for such blasphemy!

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