The Ultimate Parenting Fail: Arrays Start At 0!

Content 1:09 4 rJokes uCandyPixel 18h 36 01 26 A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store Last post 1 month 'Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6. Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says 'Why the fuck do you have 6 gallons of milk?' He responded 'They had eggs.' 1 13.9k 53 547 share Award BEST COMMENTS V BCCHz 18h A logician fathered a baby. A co-worker walks up to him and queries: "Was it a bov or a girl?" And the logician savs: "Yes." A S Reply 3.8k J Grounson 16h u 42 people here Add a comment

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Imagine RAM getting so scarce and pricey that devs actually have to *gasp* optimize their code and think about memory management. No more spinning up 47 Chrome tabs with 8GB each. No more Electron apps eating RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Suddenly everyone's writing efficient code, profiling memory leaks, and actually caring about performance. The idea that a hardware shortage could force an entire generation of developers to rediscover what "resource constraints" means is so absurdly dystopian yet plausible that it might actually restore faith in divine intervention. Because let's be real—nothing short of a biblical RAM apocalypse is getting modern devs to stop treating memory like it's infinite.

Content me: forgets to put a closing bracket the entire code after that point: You know, I'm something of an error myself

When you ask for a 32-bit integer but the judge gives you a signed one. That ~32,768 years sentence is suspiciously close to 2^15, which is exactly what happens when you overflow a signed 16-bit integer. The criminal probably wanted an unsigned int that goes up to 65,535, but instead got the negative range too. Classic rookie mistake. Should've specified the data type in the plea bargain.

So Intel finally decided to enter the discrete GPU market with their Arc series, and game developers are being... optimistic. The buff doge represents devs enthusiastically claiming they support Intel Arc GPUs in 2026, while the wimpy doge reveals the harsh reality: they don't have the budget to actually optimize for it. The joke here is that Intel Arc has such a tiny market share that supporting it is basically a charity project. The title references those "20 people" who actually own Intel Arc GPUs and won't be able to play whatever AAA game this is. It's the classic scenario where developers have to prioritize NVIDIA and AMD (who dominate the market) while Intel Arc users are left wondering if their GPU was just an expensive paperweight. The contrast between "Tangy HD" (a simple indie game) getting Arc support versus "Crimson Desert" (a massive AAA title) not having the budget is chef's kiss irony. Because yeah, if you can't afford to support a GPU that like 0.5% of gamers own, just say that.