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The secret to longevity isn't diet or exercise—it's printf debugging! Mike here has made it to 92 by stubbornly refusing to use fancy debuggers or logging frameworks. While the rest of us are stressing over breakpoints and watch variables, he's peacefully inserting print statements like it's 1972. The man has probably typed "printf" more times than he's had hot dinners, and his code is littered with more debug statements than his lawn has blades of grass. Clearly, the fountain of youth flows with C syntax and terminal output. Next time someone suggests you "modernize your debugging approach," just point to Mike—the living proof that printf debugging isn't just a habit, it's a lifestyle choice with unexpected health benefits!

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You just wanted to know if you should use camelCase or snake_case for the new feature, but now there's a 45-minute calendar invite with 8 people discussing "naming convention standardization" and someone's sharing their screen with a PowerPoint about "The History of Variable Naming." The worst part? The meeting ends with "Let's schedule a follow-up to continue this discussion." The classic developer time-sink where a 10-second question morphs into corporate purgatory faster than you can say "git commit".

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Content Writing unit tests Pros: -they'll improve the quality of my code -it'll take like 10 mins max -literally everyone says that I should Cons: -i don't wanna CONCLUSION: i will not write unit tests

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