The Ultimate Parenting Fail: Arrays Start At 0!

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Content algorithm noun Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

The ghost of Stack Overflow past returns with a new disguise! Those AI coding assistants promising to revolutionize programming are just our old friend "unhelpful help" wearing a fancy sheet. You unmask it to reveal the same frustrating experience we've always had - intrusive popups asking if you need help writing a letter when you're clearly in the middle of debugging a critical production issue. The "Don't show me this tip again" checkbox might as well be connected to /dev/null for all the good it does. The more things change, the more they stay infuriatingly the same.

Content public static int d6() if ((int) (Math.random()61)6) return 6; if (Math.random ()0.2) return 5; if (Math.random() 0.75) return 4; if (Math.random()1.5Math.random ()) return 3; if (isEven((int)(Math.random ()2))) return 2; if (true) return 1;

The sacred dev cycle: Junior asks how to do something, Senior says "read the docs," and the docs are just two arrows pointing at LEGO pieces. Perfect summary of technical documentation everywhere—either non-existent, outdated, or so minimalist it might as well be hieroglyphics. The worst part? Seniors genuinely believe those two arrows contain all the wisdom of the universe. Meanwhile, the junior's frantically Googling "how to understand documentation that doesn't explain anything" and preparing their StackOverflow question that'll get immediately closed as "too broad."