Every Programmer's CAPTCHA Nightmare

Captcha Code quality Obfuscation bugs Minified code

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Every Programmer's CAPTCHA Nightmare

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The ultimate programmer's dilemma: a CAPTCHA asking to "Select all squares with bugs" while showing a literal insect and a grid of obfuscated JavaScript. Should you click the beetle or the code full of hexadecimal memory references and questionable variable names? Plot twist: it's ALL bugs! That minified nightmare with magic numbers and zero comments would make any code reviewer weep. Whoever wrote that abomination probably uses tabs AND spaces. The "SKIP" button is clearly a trap – there's no escaping bugs in production.

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