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When I Was 11 Years Old, I Didn't Know About Arrays And Objects In JavaScript, But Really Wanted To Make A Game. So I Invented My Own Data Structures!

When I Was 11 Years Old, I Didn't Know About Arrays And Objects In JavaScript, But Really Wanted To Make A Game. So I Invented My Own Data Structures!
Behold, the cursed art of using eval() to concatenate strings as variable names, creating what is essentially the world's most horrifying key-value store. Instead of using blocks[blockId].x like a normal human being, this 11-year-old genius decided to dynamically construct variable names like "lev" + level + "block" + blockId + "x" and eval them into existence. It's like watching someone reinvent the wheel, except the wheel is square, on fire, and somehow still rolling. The sheer determination to check collision boundaries and directions by string-concatenating variable names together is both terrifying and oddly impressive. Every senior dev who sees this code feels a strange mix of horror and nostalgia, because let's be real—we've all written something equally cursed when we were young and didn't know better. The difference is most of us burned the evidence.

If It Works It's Not Stupid

If It Works It's Not Stupid
While lawyers and doctors spend years in prestigious schools mastering their craft, programmers are out here just frantically Googling error messages and copying Stack Overflow solutions like digital scavengers. The truth hurts, but let's be honest—most of us are just one browser history clear away from being completely useless at our jobs. The modern developer's degree is essentially a Bachelor's in Advanced Search Query Optimization with a minor in Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. And yet somehow, the code still runs. Magical, isn't it?

Monkey See, Monkey Google

Monkey See, Monkey Google
The self-conscious monkey meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of every developer who's built their entire career on Stack Overflow answers and documentation lookups. When a doctor says "Googling doesn't make you a doctor," devs suddenly realize their entire professional identity is just strategic Googling with extra steps. The awkward side-eye is that moment you remember your last 8-hour debugging session was solved by a random comment from 2013 with 2 upvotes. We're not doctors, we're just professional Googlers with better search syntax!

The Invisible Teaching Assistants

The Invisible Teaching Assistants
The mythical "self-taught" programmer who claims complete independence while standing on the shoulders of digital giants. Let's be honest—none of us learned to code in a vacuum. That "self-taught" badge of honor comes with invisible footnotes labeled "Google," "YouTube," and "Quora." The real skill isn't avoiding help; it's knowing exactly where to find it at 2AM when your code is imploding. Your most reliable mentors have always been search engines and strangers' answers from 2013 that somehow still work.

The Universal Truth Of Coding Tutorials

The Universal Truth Of Coding Tutorials
Nothing beats the raw, unfiltered knowledge from that one Indian guy on YouTube teaching complex algorithms on a 240p video with a $2 microphone. Meanwhile, senior devs with fancy degrees are watching the same video because Stack Overflow is down and the documentation might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The best part? That "beginner" tutorial somehow solves problems the official docs claim are "impossible." The programming hierarchy isn't about years of experience—it's about who can find that one perfect tutorial at 3 AM when everything's on fire.

If It Gets The Job Done, It's Not Foolish

If It Gets The Job Done, It's Not Foolish
DARLING, the AUDACITY of comparing formal education to the chaotic NIGHTMARE that is programming! While lawyers and doctors spend YEARS in prestigious institutions memorizing boring facts, we developers are out here living on the EDGE—frantically copy-pasting from Stack Overflow at 3 AM, fueled by nothing but energy drinks and sheer desperation! Our education system? Google University, baby! Our diploma? That miracle moment when the code FINALLY works and you have NO IDEA WHY. The modern programmer's battle cry isn't "I studied for this"—it's "I just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working" *dramatic hair flip* And honestly? That's the most beautiful disaster I've ever seen.

It's Hard Out There: Street Corner Tech Recruitment

It's Hard Out There: Street Corner Tech Recruitment
Ah, the modern tech job hunt in its final form. When 500+ applications disappear into the void, sometimes you gotta take your hustle analog. The irony of a developer with a GitHub profile and personal website resorting to cardboard signs is just *chef's kiss*. It's like watching evolution run in reverse—from sophisticated applicant tracking systems back to "please sir, may I have a job?" The "pair programming" invitation is particularly brilliant. Nothing says "I'm desperate but still professional" like offering technical interviews to random pedestrians. Somewhere, a hiring manager is looking at this and thinking "finally, a candidate who shows initiative" while simultaneously requiring 5 years experience in a 2-year-old framework.

The Stackoverflow Medical Degree

The Stackoverflow Medical Degree
Doctors claim Googling symptoms doesn't make you a medical professional, while programmers nervously avoid eye contact after building entire careers on Stack Overflow answers. The monkey puppet meme perfectly captures that moment when you realize your entire codebase is just a patchwork of copied solutions you don't fully understand. Your degree is basically a $40,000 certificate in advanced searching.

Independently Learned Software Developer

Independently Learned Software Developer
Self-taught developers be like: "Yeah, I know a bit of everything." *proceeds to balance precariously on whatever tech stack the job requires* That's the beauty of learning without structure—you end up with these bizarre skills that somehow work together just enough to keep you from falling flat on your face. One day you're balancing on React, the next on Stack Overflow solutions you don't fully understand, but hey—the app works!

Listen Up... Then Give Up

Listen Up... Then Give Up
The classic YouTube programming tutorial paradox in its natural habitat! That moment when you're 22 minutes into a coding tutorial and the title suddenly makes perfect sense. Nothing says "welcome to software development" quite like cycling between motivation and existential dread every 30 minutes. The best part? We keep coming back for more punishment, convincing ourselves "this time I'll actually finish the project." Spoiler alert: you won't.

It's Like Being A Scuba Diver Without Certification

It's Like Being A Scuba Diver Without Certification
The eternal CS degree debate, summarized perfectly by Ron Swanson's energy. Self-taught devs showing their GitHub profiles to gatekeepers like "I can do what I want." Meanwhile, bootcamp grads and Stack Overflow power users are nodding vigorously in the background. The industry's obsession with credentials is hilarious when half the senior devs can't remember their algorithm classes anyway. Your ability to Google error messages and understand the docs is the real certification here.

It's Honest Work

It's Honest Work
Remember that mythical time before Stack Overflow when developers actually had to understand what they were coding? Yeah, me neither. Writing a whole 10 lines of code without frantically Googling "how to center a div" or "why is my code working" deserves a farmer's humble pride. The bar is so low these days it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Next achievement unlocked: remembering your password without clicking "forgot password" - truly the work of coding royalty.