When Worlds Collide: Windows User Meets Linux Kernel

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When Worlds Collide: Windows User Meets Linux Kernel

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The cosmic irony of demanding an .exe file from Linus Torvalds' Linux repository is just *chef's kiss*. This poor soul wandered into the holy temple of open-source, screaming for Windows executables like asking for ketchup at a Michelin star restaurant. The cherry on top? They're raging at the literal creator of Linux, demanding he package his entire operating system—you know, the one that powers most of the internet—into a Windows executable. It's like telling Picasso "just email me the JPG version of your paintings, why are there all these brushstrokes?!"

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