Name Every Computer Ever

Malicious compliance for loop Programmer logic Code-joke Gatekeeping Clever comeback

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Name Every Computer Ever

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Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of this programmer! 💅 When asked to name every computer ever (the ultimate "prove you're an engineer" challenge), this absolute GENIUS just wrote a for loop to rename them ALL to 'ever' instead! It's like being asked to name all 50 states and responding "I hereby christen them all 'Bob'." The sheer MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE is sending me to another dimension! This is what happens when you challenge a programmer to do something impossible - they'll find the most technically correct yet utterly useless solution possible. Engineers don't memorize lists, honey - they AUTOMATE their way out of your ridiculous gatekeeping! *hair flip*

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