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The C++ standards committee is literally speedrunning version numbers like it's a competitive sport. We've got C++26, C++29, C++32, C++33, and then there's ISO C just chilling in the graveyard like the ancient relic it is. While C++ is out here releasing a new standard every time you blink, poor old C is still stuck with C11 and C17, basically fossilizing in real-time. By 2050, C++ will probably be at version C++127 with built-in time travel features, while C developers will still be manually managing memory like it's 1972. The generational gap between these two is absolutely SENDING me—one's evolving faster than a Pokémon on steroids, the other's preserved like a prehistoric mosquito in amber.

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Young devs want to burn COBOL with fire, but banks cling to it like Gollum's precious. Why? Because those 60-year-old mainframes still process $3 trillion in daily transactions . Try migrating that legacy code and watch your career evaporate faster than VC funding in a recession. The ultimate job security isn't knowing the latest JavaScript framework—it's being the last person alive who remembers how to maintain that ancient COBOL system nobody dares to replace.