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BEHOLD! The ancient Google homepage from 1999 - back when the internet was an innocent utopia and Google was just a "pure search engine" without all the modern baggage! 😭 Look at this prehistoric artifact claiming "no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions" - I am DECEASED! 💀 Fast forward to today where Google tracks your every digital breath, serves you personalized ads before you even THINK about wanting something, and knows more about your browsing habits than your therapist! This is like finding a picture of your ex before they turned into a complete nightmare. So pure. So simple. So TRAGICALLY gone forever!

Dinner conversation takes a nerdy turn when someone asks for salt and the programmer at the table immediately needs to know the parameter passing method. Just another day of being unable to turn off the code brain. The rest of the family has learned to specify their variable scoping before requesting condiments.

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Content Brevity is the soul of wit Make the code as short as possible. Show how smart you are. Let subtle language features guide you. For instance, take a look at this ternary operator '?' : 1 taken from a well-known javascript library 2 i i? i 0? Math.max(0, len i) : i: 0; Cool, right? If you write like that, a developer who comes across this line and tries to understand what is the value of i is going to have a merry time. Then come to you, seeking for an answer. One-letter variables Another way to code shorter is to use single-letter variable names everywhere. Like a, b or c. A short variable disappears in the code like a real ninia in the forest. No one will be able to find it using "search" of the editor. And even if someone does, they won't be able to "decipher" what the name a or b means. Soar high. Be abstract. While choosing a name try to use the most abstract word. Like obj, data, value, item, elem and so on. The ideal name for a variable is data . Use it everywhere you can. Indeed, every variable holds data, right? ProarammerHumor.io

The eternal struggle between CSS and JavaScript in a nutshell! CSS knows with absolute certainty that links are purple after they've been visited (the :visited pseudo-class has traditionally defaulted to purple in browsers). Meanwhile, JavaScript is having an existential crisis thinking the link is blue, then questioning its own color perception abilities. Fun fact: JavaScript actually can't access the true styling of visited links for security reasons - browsers restrict this to prevent history sniffing attacks. So JS is literally colorblind when it comes to :visited links! Poor JavaScript, forever doomed to see unvisited styles only.

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