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Content My friend's reaction when i write his 600 C Code in 10 lines on python

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of schools asking students to compete in creating their website only to STEAL THE WINNER'S WORK! 🙄 It's the corporate equivalent of saying "Hey kids, design my logo for free, and I'll give the winner a shoutout on Instagram!" Except the prize is... absolutely nothing but the privilege of having your work exploited! Congratulations, you've just experienced your first taste of the tech industry's favorite pastime: getting professional work done for the bargain price of a gold star and a pat on the head! 💀

The JavaScript purists have found their champion. Someone finally brave enough to sign an executive order against TypeScript, the language that dares to add types to JavaScript's beautiful chaos. Next thing you know, they'll be requiring documentation and consistent naming conventions. Pure madness. The compiler fanatics will be celebrating tonight with their manually allocated memory and segmentation faults while the rest of us just want to run npm install 47 times until something works.

Ah, the classic "designer-to-developer handoff" nightmare. Designer smugly passes over an SVG file thinking they've done their part, while the developer opens it to find... base64 encoded gibberish from the ninth circle of hell . That moment when you realize the "vector graphic" is actually a PNG wrapped in SVG tags with enough encoded garbage to make cryptographers weep. The developer's death stare says it all - "I asked for clean code, not digital vomit that would take three quantum computers to decode." And tomorrow the designer will ask, "So how's the implementation coming along? Should be quick, right? It's just an SVG!"

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