Have You Tried Licking It?

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Have You Tried Licking It?

javascript-memes, frontend-memes, debugging-memes, html-memes, event-handlers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When someone asks why a button doesn't work and gets told to "lick it" - turns out there's literally an onclick="lick" event handler! The perfect blend of terrible tech support and actual code. Next time your app breaks, just remember: maybe the developer really did expect you to lick your screen. Tastes like debugging tears.

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