Have You Tried Licking It?

Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

Content ANYONE: YOU CANT JUST TUPE RANDOM CODE AND EXPECT IT TO WORK JAVASCRIPT PROGRAMMERS:

Content C. main.cc U X cpp C main.cc 1 include iostream int main() if(false) std:: cout "Hi!n"; else while (true) 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 void hello0 std:: cout "Hello World!!!n"; PROBLEMS OUTPUT DEBUG CONSOLE TERMINAL PORTS cpp.:clang -03 main.cc -o main .main Hello World!!!

Content when someone ask you what programming language they should learn, don't simply answer the one you prefer. first ask them what area they plan to focus on. for example: web frontend: iavascript backend: javascript mobile apps: javascript games: javascript ai: javascript

Content People learning JavaScript: "I'll use array.sort) to sort this list of numbers!" JavaScript: 1, 100000, 21, 30, 4

Finally, a visual representation that my brain can process! Zero is an empty toilet paper roll that still exists and serves as a placeholder. Meanwhile, NULL is when the entire roll is missing—it's not just empty, it's gone , non-existent, undefined. The cardboard tube has left the building. This is exactly what keeps junior devs up at night. Zero is a legitimate value saying "there's nothing here, but I'm counting it." NULL screams "I refuse to acknowledge this variable's existence." And both will break your code in spectacularly different ways when you least expect it.