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Content the internets isaacs izs May 10 7 years ago was 2009. So yes, I have this. Creator of NodeJS Actual Recruiter actualrecruiter 7-10 years experience nodeS 13 10 23 the internets isaacs IZS 2- Follow guess it wasn't until the summer that I started messing around with node, so a few months shy. But still :) (7 years ago RETWEETS LIKES 2 11 10:30 AM - 10 May 2016 2

Content DHH dhh 2d "So farewell, TypeScript. May you bring much rigor and satisfaction to your tribe while letting the rest of us enjoy JavaScript in the glorious spirit it was originally designed: Free of strong typing." TYPESCRIPT: TAILWIND: FIRSTTIME? time?

Nothing quite like having a principal dev who's been maintaining that legacy COBOL system since the Reagan administration get schooled by the 23-year-old who just finished a React bootcamp. The confidence of fresh grads who think their 6 months of JavaScript experience qualifies them to refactor a battle-tested system that's been running production for 15 years is truly something to behold. Meanwhile, the senior dev is standing there thinking about all the edge cases, technical debt, and production incidents that aren't covered in the latest Medium article the junior just read. But sure, let's rewrite everything in the framework-of-the-month because "it's how it's done now."

The aristocracy of web development has arrived! TypeScript developers looking down their noses at JavaScript peasants with that perfect mix of pity and disgust. Nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like strong typing and compile-time error checking. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are out there living dangerously with their undefined is not a function errors, like savages without powdered wigs. The TypeScript nobility wouldn't dare touch code that doesn't explicitly declare its intentions - how barbaric!

Oh look, it's the ultimate programmer dilemma! Should you select ALL the squares because that code is absolutely crawling with bugs, or hit skip because technically none of them contain an actual insect? That obfuscated JavaScript nightmare with all those hex values and weird variable names is the kind of code that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. It's probably some minified production code that nobody dares to touch because "it works, don't ask how." The real joke is that after 15 years in this industry, I'd still stare at this captcha for a solid minute wondering if I should click all squares or none. Then I'd just refresh the page and hope for traffic lights instead.