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Content A samuelmarina is-even Code Issues 33 Pull requests 25 Actions hI Projects DO Wiki Security I Insights iS main f 1 branch O tags samuelmarina Update version C README.md Fix typo indexjs 1 million packagejson Update version README.md is-even hm v1.0.5 D Subscribers 133k Return true if the number passed is even, hopefully... Install Install with pm pm install -save samuelmarinais-even Go to file Add flor Code 402f350 yesterday 20 commits yesterday yesterday yesterday function isEven (number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if(number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if(number 8) return true; else if(number 9) return false; else if(number 10) return true; else if(number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number 14) return true; else if(number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; else if(number 17) return false; else if (number 18) return true; else if(number 19) return false; else if (number 20) return true; ProarammerHumor.io

The eternal developer tragedy: spending hours hunting for the perfect library with that one specific feature you need, only to discover it's the only feature missing. It's like ordering a pizza specifically for the pineapple and getting everything BUT the pineapple. The universe has a special way of ensuring your dependency choices are maximally frustrating. Next time just write those 300 lines of code yourself and save the emotional damage!

Content Maturity is when you hate each and every language equally but JavaScript more. viva la frog memes

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Ah, the classic "I'll fix it later" comment that's been sitting there since 2019. The code has an if-else statement that does exactly the same thing in both branches. Someone probably spent hours debugging why their overloaded function wasn't working, then just gave up and wrote this abomination with a promise to fix it "when TypeScript understands overloading well enough." Spoiler alert: they never fixed it, and three devs have since quit rather than touch this cursed file.

When your code requires so many dependencies that even your power strip needs a power strip. This monstrosity with "66 AC outlets" is basically npm install visualized in hardware form. Perfect for that developer who thinks "yeah, I'll just add one more library" 47 times in a row. Your electricity bill will crash faster than an electron app with a memory leak.