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Someone: "Obfuscation doesn't work!" Meanwhile, the obfuscated code looks like hieroglyphics designed by an ancient programmer who hated their future self. It's not just unreadable—it's actively trying to cause psychic damage. The kind of code that makes your IDE contemplate a career change. Whoever wrote this didn't just obfuscate their code, they turned it into a cryptic summoning ritual that would make even the most hardened security expert weep into their mechanical keyboard. And yet, somewhere out there, a developer is proudly thinking "No one will ever reverse engineer THIS masterpiece!"

Just because you can write an operating system in JavaScript doesn't mean you should . But that won't stop some developers from trying and feeling like they've conquered Everest when they pull it off. It's that special brand of developer masochism where we deliberately choose the wrong tool for the job just to prove it's possible. Like using Excel for database management or CSS to solve math problems. The real punchline? Somewhere out there, a tech lead is adding "JavaScript OS experience" to their job requirements.

Internet Explorer just delivered the most savage comeback in browser history. Sure, it might take IE five minutes to load a single webpage, but at least it responds faster than that person who left you on read three weeks ago. The emotional damage is so severe our poor developer can't even sleep at night. Nothing hurts more than when the slowest browser in existence points out you're getting ghosted harder than a deprecated API. Brutal efficiency where it counts!

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