Just One More Plugin

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10 months ago 278,647 views 0 shares

Just One More Plugin

vscode-memes, intellij-memes, ide-memes, plugins-memes, extensions-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal VS Code addict's bargaining phase. "Just one more extension and I'll be productive, I swear!" Meanwhile, IntelliJ users watch from their feature-complete fortress, sipping coffee that cost as much as their IDE subscription. The extension count hits triple digits while startup time approaches geological epochs. We've all been there — convincing ourselves that this color theme or that bracket colorizer is the missing piece to becoming a 10x developer. Spoiler: it never is.

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