The TypeScript Knight's Fatal Weakness

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The TypeScript Knight's Fatal Weakness

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The knight was ready for battle with his mighty sword of TypeScript code, prepared to slay dragons with strict typing and interfaces... until an arrow labeled "as any" pierced right through his helmet. That type assertion just bypassed all his carefully crafted armor of type safety! Nothing defeats a noble TypeScript warrior faster than a teammate who decides type checking is more of a suggestion than a rule.

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