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Just One More

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Ah, the eternal cycle of library addiction! You find that shiny new package that solves all your problems (or so you think), and suddenly you're evangelizing it like you've discovered fire. Meanwhile, your codebase is already a digital hoarder's paradise with 1000 dependencies, and your coworkers are plotting your "accidental" deletion from the Git contributors list. The best part? Next week you'll be doing it all over again with another library because clearly, the solution to dependency hell is... more dependencies!

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