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Reddit's tab proudly announcing it's devouring 1.5 GB of RAM like it's a lightweight achievement. Meanwhile, your computer is silently screaming as Reddit joins Chrome in the "let's hoard all system resources" competition. The real web development flex isn't making something efficient—it's making users upgrade their hardware to scroll through cat pictures and programming jokes.

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Nothing says "I'm here to help" like a junior dev submitting a PR that rewrites half the codebase before their first cup of office coffee. The message "init cursor" is the digital equivalent of "I fixed it" while the server room is on fire. Those 8,214 new files? Just dependency hell with a bow on top. Senior devs are already updating their resumes.

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