Google Should Hire Me

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Google Should Hire Me

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This masterpiece of JavaScript absurdity is what happens when you code at 3 AM and think you're a genius. The nested "confirm" and "continue" statements lead to the profound instruction to "Touch class['grass']" – basically the code equivalent of telling someone to go outside and reconnect with reality. And if that fails? Just "throw this 'owo'" because nothing says "professional developer" like anime emoticons in your error handling. Google recruitment team, if you're reading this, clearly you've found your next senior architect.

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