How The Fuck

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How The Fuck

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So you run the audit, fix the "non-critical" stuff, and somehow end up with MORE high severity vulnerabilities than you started with? 5 became 6. That's not math, that's black magic.

The --force flag is basically npm's way of saying "I'll fix your problems by creating new ones." It's like going to the doctor for a headache and leaving with a broken arm. The dependency tree looked at your audit fix and said "bet, let me introduce you to some transitive dependencies you didn't know existed."

Welcome to JavaScript package management, where the vulnerabilities are made up and the version numbers don't matter. At this point, just ship it and hope nobody notices. 🔥

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