My FBI Agent Watching My Eternal CSS Struggles

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My FBI Agent Watching My Eternal CSS Struggles

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of still Googling "how to center a div" after 15 YEARS in this profession! 😭 Your FBI agent went from concerned to downright DISAPPOINTED watching your frontend struggles persist through the decades. The audacity of CSS to remain so utterly HOSTILE after all these years! Centering a div is basically the developer equivalent of trying to fold a fitted sheet - theoretically possible but practically IMPOSSIBLE without selling your soul to the flex-box gods. Even senior developers with gray hair and mortgage payments are still copy-pasting display:flex from Stack Overflow like it's their first day. The struggle is ETERNAL!

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