Npm-audit Memes

The eternal cycle of React development: you close your eyes for a brief moment of peace, and boom—another CVE drops. It's like playing whack-a-mole with your dependencies, except the moles are security vulnerabilities and the hammer is your rapidly deteriorating mental health. React's ecosystem moves so fast that by the time you finish your morning coffee, three new vulnerabilities have been discovered, two packages you depend on are deprecated, and someone on Twitter is already dunking on your tech stack. The tinfoil hat cat perfectly captures that paranoid developer energy when you realize your "npm audit" output looks like a CVE encyclopedia. Pro tip: Just run npm audit fix --force and pray nothing breaks. What could possibly go wrong?