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Content People with pets People in relation Programmer

Content MY CODE 9 9 Compiler IT SMELLS FUNNY IN THERE "Ignore warnings" NO IF DOESN

Content 7 Greetings, You are probably here from the future because the business changed their mind about requiring the phone number input to be an unformatted, unvalidated string. Well, lucky for you, I had thought ahead and created a function that I was very proud of before being told about this requirement. Uncomment the Line below to format and validate phone numbers as the user types them. phone Input. addEventListener ('focus', formatToPhone);

Ah, the classic "spend 2 minutes and 2 seconds to count to 10" problem. ChatGPT just turned basic geometry into a research dissertation. That's the same energy as developers who write 200 lines of documentation for a function that returns true or false. The best part? It's clearly a heptagon (7 sides), but ChatGPT's counting each "distinct corner" like it's being paid by the vertex. Next up: AI spending 4 minutes explaining why 2+2=5 with "reasoned thinking."

Content nobody: programmers for some reason: Bonjour

Ah, the classic software development lifecycle as interpreted by aeronautical engineering! Started with dreams of launching a space shuttle, ended up with a paper airplane. You know your project is doomed when the requirements start with "We're building the next SpaceX" but the budget says "We have $12 and some paperclips." The steady devolution from space shuttle (ambitious architecture) to fighter jet (scaled back but still impressive) to small prop plane (bare minimum viable product) to paper airplane (whatever ships on deadline) is the universal language of project management despair. The real miracle is that anything flies at all. Ship it!