Camel Case Because I Have To

You wanted to add ONE tiny package to handle date formatting, and now your node_modules folder has somehow become sentient and is demanding its own ZIP code. The JavaScript ecosystem really said "you can't just install what you need" and decided that every package must bring its entire extended family, second cousins, and that one weird uncle nobody talks about to the party.

The best part? It audited 2,370 packages in 32 minutes and 4 seconds like it's doing you a favor, when all you wanted was to format a timestamp. Meanwhile your disk space is sobbing in the corner and your .gitignore is working overtime. The node_modules folder is basically the Costco of programming—you came for one thing, you're leaving with 2,349 things you didn't know existed.