Finally! I Found A Name For My Variable

Content awayjester199902 6h why do you put 2 equal signs? 2 J the-eclectic-chair 6h In a lot of programming languages, 1 equal sign assigns values to keywords, like 10. However, 2 equal signs makes a comparison. So 1 1 will return True while 1 2 will return False. 17 J icneto 2h And then you have JavaScript with to make sure that your elephant is not an orange. 5 J

Oh. My. GOD. The three stages of Git desperation captured in their natural habitat! 😱 On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant newbie who thinks git clone is the height of sophistication. HONEY, JUST WAIT. In the middle? That's you after discovering the UNHOLY TRINITY of git commands - cherry-pick , bisect , and rebase . The tears! The grinding teeth! The DRAMA of it all! And finally, the dark side. When you've stared into the abyss so long you've become one with it. rm -rf repo is no longer a tragedy - it's SWEET RELEASE. The bell curve doesn't lie, darling. We all end up in the same Git hell eventually. Resistance is FUTILE!

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This is Obsidian's way of saying "Are you really sure you want to enter the Hotel California of text editors?" The Vim confirmation dialog is basically the digital equivalent of those warning signs before roller coasters that say "People with heart conditions should not ride." Obsidian knows once you enter Vim mode, there's a 90% chance you'll be frantically Googling "how to exit vim" in about 30 seconds. That red warning text might as well say "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" because nothing says user-friendly like an editor where the most searched command is how to quit the damn thing. It's the text editor equivalent of a relationship status: "It's complicated."

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Content Day 1 OK, today I'll code this feoture BACKLOG IN PROGRESS DON 4 Uh... I'm still on the same feature BACKLOS DONE , Day 18 BACKLOG Aha! Finally done! Awesome! W PROCRESS DONE So, can we test the new feature? Day 2 It's taking a little longer than I thought, I'll work on it today os well BACKLOG IN PROGR DOL No problem Day 7 BACKLOG So? Nearly done? DONE Yep, almost. There are just a few last things to handle, it'll be done today! Uh, actuallu, no. I put it back in the backlog, I'll finish it later.. Can we start something else? IN PROGRESS DO CommitStrip.com