Blaming Bugs On Quantum Physics

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Blaming Bugs On Quantum Physics

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DARLING, THIS IS the ULTIMATE get-out-of-jail-free card for terrible code! 💅 When your janky JavaScript abomination inevitably collapses like a soufflé in an earthquake, just dramatically wave your hands and declare "It's not a bug, it's a QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION!" Because apparently in some parallel universe, that spaghetti code actually works flawlessly. The audacity of blaming Schrödinger's cat when you forgot a semicolon is just *chef's kiss* the perfect representation of developer accountability. The universe doesn't have plans for your code, honey - it has RESTRAINING ORDERS against it! 💫

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